The Fluffer

Aunty:
What are you drinking?

Sean:
Bourbon and Coke.

Aunty:
Bourbon and Coke. The very drink Tallulah was crying out for on her deathbed.

Aunty:
They didn't have gay bars where I grew up. It's a lot more fun without 'em!

Sean:
[raising glass, toasting] The closet!

Aunty:
[clinking glasses] The closet!

Sean:
Silver, what do you think happens with people in porn?

Silver:
What do you mean?

Sean:
Just seems to mess people up.

Silver:
Working at K-Mart messes people up. Working in Hollywood messes people up.

Sean:
That's true.

Silver:
It's an adult industry. Gotta be an adult to deal with it.

Silver:
You know, when I was with Sondra, when everything was great at first. [pause] but I kept on getting this feeling like she was so into herself. Even when we were having sex, I couldn't get any closer.

Sean:
Well, some people are born distant.

Silver:
It's the *distance* that gets you *hooked.* After a while, it takes its *toll.*

Chi Chi La Rue:
[yelling into on-stage mic] Good evening, pricks, cocksuckers, and a**holes! I'm Chi-Chi LaRue, and this is *my* party!

Sam Martins:
Look, kid, we're not talking about sex here. This is pornography.

Silver:
I've been watching you with him.

Sean:
And?

Silver:
There's nothing to tell you that you don't already know. A: he's a porn star, B: he's straight.

Sean:
No he isn't.

Silver:
Sean, just because someone does gay sex doesn't mean they're gay.

Sean:
What does it mean then?

Silver:
Absolutely nothing. You just go through with it. Women understand that from the get-go.

Sean:
Well, he's different with me.

Silver:
What, because of this fluffing thing?

Sean:
Well, if he's so straight, then why does he need a boy to get him hard?

Silver:
Who knows? All that matters is that, in his mind, he's a straight boy. You ain't never gonna change that.

Sean:
And in my mind, I'll always be on my knees in front of him.

Silver:
[sarcastically] Yeah, well, the two of you should be very happy together.

Sean:
It's like I got this knotted piece of string running down the middle of me, and I try to untie it, I try, but I can't.

Silver:
There's no such thing as a knot you can't untie.

Sean:
Silver, isn't it weird for you working here? I mean, you like girls, right?

Silver:
I'm into gay porn.

Sean:
You are?

Silver:
[affirmatively] Mmm.

Sean:
How come?

Silver:
I like watching penises. Besides, lesbian porn sucks! With all those long red fingernails? *Please.*