The Flying Nun

Sister Bertrille:
Could you please help? I'll give you five percent of the profit!

Carlos Ramirez:
Sister Bertrille... Five per cent of nothing is *still* nothing!!

Sister Bertrille:
Oh, I just love brandied peaches.

Sister Sixto:
I thought only cattle were brandied.

Sister Sixto:
Carlos is a very good sailor. You know once, he sailed that boat through a hurricane, and that's quite a foot.

Sister Bertrille:
No, you mean feat.

Sister Sixto:
No, foot. He only did it once.

Sister Ana:
I couldn't sing in front of anyone. I just couldn't.

Sister Bertrille:
Why not?

Sister Ana:
If people watch, I shake all over when I sing.

Sister Bertrille:
Well, don't let that worry you, Sister Ana. It never hurt Elvis Presley.

Sister Bertrille:
I need your help - both of you. I want to make it snow for Sister Olaf.

Sister Sixto:
Snow in San Juan? Sister, it never snows in San Juan.

Sister Bertrille:
Have you ever had a flying nun before?

Sister Jacqueline:
Sister Bertrille, the fact that you can defy one of nature's laws should not be taken as a challenge to defy them all.

Sister Bertrille:
Oh, I won't make it conspicuous - I'll just make it snow in the convent.

Sister Sixto:
Reverend Mother wants to see you on the triple.

Sister Bertrille:
I think you mean 'on the double'.

Sister Sixto:
Oh maybe I do, but she called you three times.

Carlos Ramirez:
If Mr. Trouble comes knocking on my door, it's usually Sister Bertrille that gave him the address.