The Fresh Vegetable Mystery

Mother Carrot:
My babies! My babies have been stolen!

Potato policeman:
What do you know about those missing carrots?

Pickled onions:
We don't know nothing, we're strangers from Bermuda. [hiccup]

Corn:
I'm Old Popped Corn, you can't do this to me, I'm a Kernal!

Potato policeman:
We'll fry ya.

Egg:
I'm hard boiled, the yolk's on you.