The Go-Getter

Mercer:
[First lines] I always had a problem with Huckleberry Finn. I mean, I liked the story, I read it, but the river... it made me feel stuck.

Kate:
Don't try and be polite. Sound crazy or sound tough.

Joely:
You are so f***ing selfish!

Sergio Leone:
[One of the porn actresses has stormed off the set] What use is it if she cries before she gets f***ed?

Kate:
[Last lines] [They are playing 20 questions] Okay I've got one.

Mercer:
Is he alive? Is he a man?

Arlen:
Watch yourself when you're in Louisiana. It's a third world country.

Mercer:
[Repeated line] I'm looking for Arlen.

Joely:
How's your mother? She was always a bit weird.

Mercer:
She's good. She's on her walkabout.

Joely:
What? What's a walkabout?

Mercer:
She's in Australia. It's kind of like a bar mitzvah.

Mercer:
[Stares at the cell phone] I think the battery's dying.

Kate:
Put in the charger. You're in the car right?

Mercer:
You want to come to Louisiana with me?

Kate:
It's my car!

Kate:
You're a jerk, jerk, jerk. But I like the sound of your voice.

Kate:
Right now you're thinking... who is this girl, and what's wrong with her? She must be crazy. No, sad... sad in a chair with... cats. Cats? No, a cross word puzzle. A puzzle and tea. No, beer. Beer, she's tough? Thinks she's tough, but not like that. Picture her... younger. No, older. Picture someone with fake teeth. You never really know.

Mercer:
You're funny?

Kate:
I used to be.