The Good Thief

[applying hair gel]

Paulo:
Gel is essential when things get complicated.

Raoul:
Do you remember the 80's?

Bob:
No.

Tony Angel:
If I don't get my money back by Monday, what I do to both your faces will definitely be cubist!

Bob:
It's a good fake, though.

Tony Angel:
Isn't that a contradiction in terms? A Good Fake? A Happy Homosexual?

Bob:
The problem with my game is that luck can fall both ways. Whereas, with your game, luck doesn't enter into it

Bob:
We give you Elvis, we give you Dylan, we give you Hendrix, what do you give us? Johnny Hallyday!

Roger:
Don't get me started about Johnny Hallyday...

Anne:
You look pretty good for a man your age.

Bob:
What age is that?

Anne:
[laughs] Stone Age...

Bob:
Do you know what Einstein said about roulette Anne?

Bob:
It can only be beaten by a gambler with infinite capital. playing in a game without limits for eternity.