The Great Chicken Wing Hunt

Hunt Leader:
I want to believe there are perfect things in life - the perfect relationship, or the perfect song... and the perfect wing.

Bar patron:
Are you married?

Hunt Leader:
No, I'm not married.

Wing-Hunter:
[Wing hunting] is very much what I do when I'm in pursuit of white-tailed deer.

Zuza Piussi:
My soundman has been up all night with the shits. Do you know what it's like to sh*t bones? They get stuck.

Wing-Hunter:
Tired, hungry, ready for good food. Wanna get the f*** out of here.

Freedom:
What I look for when I make a hot sauce is you taste it on your tongue but it grabs the back of your throat, but not until after you swallow and breath... they take that first bite, they eat it, they enjoy it, by the time they're getting that second bite in, it's too late.