The Guest House

[first lines]

Jason:
[impassive tone] Look... you know this is for the best. I love you, but I want to enjoy my college experience. I'll be away from my parents for the first time in my life. And I'll be making new friends... and I'll have the opportunity to grow as a person. And you can do the same thing. Hey, baby doll? We had a good run. We were together most of senior year and most of the summer. Don't be sad. Just focus on the good times we had. This isn't bad. This is good. Come on... gimme a smile. There she is. There's my little angel face. You know that I never wanted to hurt you.

[Jason leans forward to kiss Rachel who suddenly punches him in his face]

Rachel:
F***ing a**hole! You're a selfish, f***ing a**hole! You couldn't have decided to break up with me nine hours ago before you f***ed me with that little dick of yours?

Jason:
Little? Really? You're just think that way because you're a whore!

Rachel:
And you're a little b*tch!

Jason:
I am not! And you're a crazy b*tch!

Rachel:
Damn right I'm a crazy b*tch.

Amy:
Last night was great.

Rachel:
Yeah? I was great? YOU were great.

Amy:
Oh... I am in trouble.

Rachel:
[chuckles] Why?

Amy:
Because you're so f***ing amazing. And because... I work for your dad. And I don't think this could happen again. He would not approve.

Rachel:
My dad should have nothing to do with your personal life, right?

Amy:
But he's my boss and you're his sweet, innocent daughter. He put his neck out for me to give me this job and I cannot just... date you.

Rachel:
I make you feel dirty, right?

Amy:
Maybe. And maybe a little naughty.