The Gumby Show

Gumby:
Do you want to try it, Pokey?

Pokey:
No thanks, I prefer grass.

Prickle:
Oh no. Not me.

Gumby:
Huh?

Prickle:
I've had enough piano moving. Besides, I can't even read music.

Pokey:
We've been framed. Never trust animated people.

Pokey:
[Gumby caught a baseball in his belly] Good work, Gumby. That's using the ol' stomach.

Jellyroll #1:
[In an oven, Gumby is spotted] I say, Rolly, look at that green chap. Wouldn't he make great jelly filling? Ha ha ha.

Jellyroll #2:
Yeah, let's get him.

Pokey:
What does that do to the dough?

Dough:
It kneads it.

Pokey:
It needs what?

Dough:
It kneads the dough.

Pokey:
The dough needs the dough?

Gumby:
[Dough looks to Gumby helplessly] Pokey, he means the machine KNEADS the dough.

Pokey:
Oh.

Gumby:
[after he and his friends enjoy lemonade] How about another round, waiter?

Salesman:
Certainly, Sir. That'll be .40? more.

Gumby:
Huh? But your sign says, "All you can drink for .10?."

Salesman:
Well that's ALL you CAN drink for .10?.

Gumby:
When I give the signal, run and get in that jeep.

Pokey:
What if the soldiers see us?

Gumby:
Don't worry, we can beat them to the book in that. Ready? Go! [they run over to Gumby's jeep; the soldiers fire on them; Gumby starts it in his second attempt and they drive off] They'll never catch us now. Paul Revere, here we come!

Pokey:
Gumby, look out! [a cannon sitting in front of them fires]