The Happy Years

The Old Roman:
I have in the course of my experience as a teacher had to deal with imbeciles, had to deal with near idiots, but for sheer monumental asininity I have never met the equal of this aggregation.

John Humperdink 'Dink' Stover:
Well old sport, ta-ta. Good luck. Hope you sell out your line.

The Old Roman:
Thanks. Don't forget about the ginger. Sock it to them.

John Humperdink 'Dink' Stover:
Well old cockywax. Put this in your pipe and smoke it. I'm gonna own this school.