The Harvey Girls

Alma:
[talking to Susan Bradley] I sent my picture into one of those Lonely Hearts Clubs and they sent it back, saying "We're NOT that lonely!"

Alma:
Chris, what's wrong?

Chris Maule:
Marty Peters was just here.

Alma:
Marty Peters? The man who shot the last blacksmith?

Chris Maule:
He... he... he did what?

[Chris has just been made the new blacksmith]

Alma:
Well, it's all based on circumstantial evidence. No one actually saw the bullet leave the gun.

[Chris faints dead away]

Alma:
[singing] Yeah, they say they have hair on their chest, the only thing I've seen is just a fancy vest. Holy smackers, milk and crackers but it's wild in the wild, wild west.

Susan Bradley:
Would it be possible you don't want to marry me?

H.H. Hartsey:
Now wait a minute Ms. Bradley. I wanna marry ya, I wanna marry ya somethin' like all get-out. I wanna marry ya somethin' awful ma'amm. But please ma'am, please say no.

Marty Peters:
Where do ya come from, Tex?

Chris Maule:
Massachusetts.