The Heartbreak Kid

Lenny Cantrow:
They should have said that to us at the door... they should have warned us that there was a danger of running out of pecan pie.

Lenny Cantrow:
There's no insincerity in those potatoes. There's no deceit in the cauliflower. This is a totally honest meal.

Mr. Corcoran:
I have never heard such a crock of horse - -t in my life.

Mr. Corcoran:
You don't know what determination is. I eat determination for breakfast.

Mr. Corcoran:
Not if they tied me to a horse and pulled me forty miles by my tongue.

Lenny Cantrow:
I respect your frankness.

Mr. Corcoran:
Stay away from her. I don't hand out my daughter to NEWLY WEDS!

Lila Kolodny:
Are you glad we waited?

Lenny Cantrow:
I'm glad we waited.

Lila Kolodny:
Well, we have the rest of our lives, 40, 50, 60, 100 years.

Lenny Cantrow:
I was irritable in Georgia. I was fine in Virginia and Delaware.