The Hilarious House of Frightenstein

The Narrator:
The castle lights are growing dim, there's no-one left but me, and him. When next we meet in Frankenstone, don't come alone

- Vincent Price

The Narrator:
Another lovely day begins with ghosts and gouls with greenish skin. So close your eyes and you will find that you've arrived at Castle Frightenstein. Perhaps the Count will find a way to make his monster work today. For if he solves this monstermania he can return to Transylvania. So welcome where the sun won't shine to the castle of Count Frightenstein. [Insidious laughter]

The Mosquito:
[Ne ne ne ne ne ne] You know I knew a mosquito who was so afraid of heights that he was afraid to land on a shag rug. Ha ha! Uh-oh! LUNCH TIME!

[Boing]

The Professor:
How do you do? Ladies and gentelmen, boys and girls, I am the professor Julius Sumner Miller and physics is my business.

Superhippie:
I am not a hippie.

Igor:
Somebody *drinked* my Dracola. [grammer slammer raid siren goes off]

[repeated line]

Gronk:
Grooonk!

Harvey C. Wallbanger:
Grizelda's cooking?

Harvey C. Wallbanger:
Rotten, rotten, rotten!

The Count, The Oracle, Grizelda The Ghastly Gourmet, The Wolfman, Bwanna Clyde Batty, The Librarian, Dr. Pet Vet:
I pledge allegiance to the three-toed sloth!