The History of Power Rangers

Linkara:
Are you supposed to be joking? Five overbearing and overemotional humans? Yeah... those are traits that make for great superheroes. Has someone changed the water filter in your tube lately?

Linkara:
Is he the green ranger? The white ranger? The red ranger? The black ranger?... He's none! He's Tommy Oliver first and being Tommy Oliver had to be what he lived for.

Linkara:
Melee weapons that become guns are fricking awesome! And no, gunblades do not count since it's not a gun that transforms into a sword, it's a sword whose hilt is shaped like a gun, which is stupid.

Linkara:
Thank God! We'll be saved by Clark Kent, The Pink Punk, Mega Porn Stash Man, The Mighty Crossdresser and Elderly Woman!

Linkara:
Wow, Power Rangers takes Science and beat it with an aluminium bat.

Linkara:
Anyone else looking at the color-coded Ninja academy uniforms and seeing Slifer Red, Obelisk Blue, and Ra Yellow?

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Linkara:
Because... uh... I have no idea

Linkara:
Tommy begins to be lowered into the pit of sorrows. I imagine it's watching this season on a continuous loop.

Linkara:
his should've been the team graduating to the next level, dealing with the harsh world of adulthood as metaphor for growing threats and more dangerous adversaries. The stakes should've been higher, the audience should've grown along with the characters, and the characters develop to their fullest. Instead, we've got a friggin' twelve-year-old driving around in a supercar, the Rangers tossing the keys to their weapons over to a bunch of untested newbies, our wise leader and quirky-but-intelligent robot buddy replaced with a woman pretending to be deep and her jive-talking faux-street robot, intergalactic empires with armies of deadly soldiers replaced with a woman whose mask doesn't fit right in a submarine along with her incompetent nephew, and her tendency to whine every five seconds because she doesn't have the good sense to set her damn explosives for thirty seconds instead of an hour, AND WE HAVE A POLICE LIEUTENANT RUNNING A FREAKIN' JUICE BAR!

Linkara:
Seriously Mr. Narrator, who the hell are you?

Linkara:
His CGI was toxic to nature!

Linkara:
Sewer systems hadn't been invented yet, but the animal/human peace was what was important.

Linkara:
But this isn't the last we see from Darkonda, because it turns out he has extra lives... Yeah, he has extra lives. I wonder if he also has a save file he can load from.

Linkara:
They remove Psycho Yellow from the Megazord by using the anti-virus technique of hitting it with a sword.