The Hitchhiker

Jeffrey Hunt:
Today is the first day of the rest of my death.

Billy Baltimore Jr.:
Darlin', the next time you enter into someone's life make sure there's an exit.

Billy Baltimore Jr.:
You wanna know the taste of fame - it's like chewin'... all the time!

Watchman:
She's ridin' that cosmic wave!

Watchman:
I can't hear you, Insect Man!

Rev. Nolan Powers:
The airwaves belong to God! The airwaves belong to God! The airwaves belong to God!

Rev. Nolan Powers:
How may God help you?

Rev. Nolan Powers:
God wants you to have faith in him, not chemicals!

Rev. Nolan Powers:
I don't want a dead Jesus! I don't want a dead Jesus!