The House Bunny

Shelley:
Yes, I think I'll have the mahi-mahi, but can I get it with just one mahi? Because I'm not that hungry.

Shelley:
The eyes are the nipples of the face.

Shelley:
SWEET BALLS!!!

Shelley:
President...of the United States. Of America. 50 States, if you count Hawaii. Most people do I'm definitely pro Hawaii

Shelley:
Kindness is just love with its work boots on.

Shelley:
Your biceps are huge! Kiss me!

Shelley:
I gotta meet this fricken bird!

Shelley:
OWW!! B*TCH SUCK!!!

Shelley:
I like that word...Man Hole

Shelley:
Hef's kicking me out? Why would he do that? This is my home! This is my family!

Marvin:
I hate to say this, Shelley, but maybe it's because of your age.

Shelley:
But I'm 27.

Marvin:
Yeah, but that's like 59 in Bunny Years.

Shelley:
I'm an expert at parties and boys! I'm a bunny! Men write to me from prison, sometimes even in their own blood, which I think is theirs, but I don't know, I'm really nervous because I really want to help you guys.

Natalie:
A-a bunny? You mean like acenterfold?

Shelley:
Oh, bless your heart, no, just a few pictorials,"Girls from the Midwest" and "Girls with GEDs." "Girls of Charlie Sheen."

Natalie:
Shelley knows how to meet guys, hence, we will learn how to meet guys.

Shelley:
Yeah, hence!

Natalie:
Shelley that's Colby. I'm in love with him.

Shelley:
That's so sweet. How long have you guys been going out?

Natalie:
hah no, I've never even talked to him.

Shelley:
I don't think he likes me. He didn't fall for any of my tricks.

Natalie:
That's impossible. Your tricks always work.

Shelley:
I did sexy. I did other guys want me. I worked every angle in the book but, I don't know, he just stared.

Natalie:
What if Oliver is one of those guys who wants to have a conversation with a girl before he hooks up with her?

Shelley:
He's gay?

For the girls of ZETA house, college life was no party, until Shelley showed up.

They wanted a role model. They got a Playmate.

Brains. Beauty. Bravery. These girls got it all... They just don't know it yet.

Bodaciously Going Where No Bunny Has Gone Before... College.

Shelley:
A brothel? Oh, I'm not looking to make soup.

Shelley:
I'm just walking around in the body God and Dr. Borkman gave me.