The Human Zoo

The Human Zoo



Year:
2000
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[a man is eating in a public diner when Charlie Skelton sits down right next to him and begins to look over the pages that Sandwich-Eating Man is studying]

Charlie Skelton:
Is this Number 3? "The examination should be carried out in adequate and natural or artificial light."

[Charlie begins to lift the page to see the next]

Sandwich-Eating Man:
[stops him] Come on.

Sandwich-Eating Man:
[the scene cuts to the Sandwich-Eating Man being interviewed afterwards by the film-makers; he is bemused, amused, and defensively put out] I was sat down with my lunch and readin' my correspondence course, and this idiot come and sat down and started lookin' at me.

[the scene cuts back to the diner, where Charlie is annoying the man trying to eat his sandwhich and study]

Sandwich-Eating Man:
I said, do you have a problem?

Charlie Skelton:
Not a problem! I was having a quick read! It's boring here. Really, I can't afford a paper.

Sandwich-Eating Man:
What are you doing that for?

Charlie Skelton:
Just having a quick read. It looks interesting. I don't know much about lifting machines.

Sandwich-Eating Man:
[the scene jumps forward again to the Sandwich-Eating Man being interviewed afterwards by the film-makers] I just thought he'd escaped from somewhere. [chuckles]

Sandwich-Eating Man:
[Back in the dinery] Why don't you just clear off?

Charlie Skelton:
Do you mind if I check number 7, point 7?

Sandwich-Eating Man:
Clear off, please.

Charlie Skelton:
All I want to do is check point 7, and then I can, I'll have a total overview of cleaning lifting machines.

Sandwich-Eating Man:
[pulls his papers out of Charlie's reach] Will you please clear off?

Charlie Skelton:
Suit yourself. Here, look, have a biscuit.

Narrator:
There are unwritten rules on how to behave when meeting or approaching a stranger for the first time.

[Charlie has seated himself at the table of a man in the same cafeteria. He reaches and takes a sip from Angry Man's cup of tea, who immediately leans over and grabs it back]

Charlie Skelton:
I was just having a little, a little sip. I have a bit of a dry throat.

Narrator:
Break one of these rules, and you've got a problem. Break two, and you're heading for trouble.

[Angry Man shakes his head in disbelief, then reaches forward again as Charlie dunks his biscuit into the tea-cup]

Angry Tea-Drinking Man:
Do you want to thin out, or do you want me to throw you out?

Charlie Skelton:
Sorry?

Angry Tea-Drinking Man:
You 'eard.

Charlie Skelton:
Just having a little dunk of biscuit.

Angry Tea-Drinking Man:
[points his finger toward the exit] D'you mind disappearing? Or do I go and get somebody to make you disappear?

Charlie Skelton:
Look, you've obviously come up, got out of the wrong side of bed.

Angry Tea-Drinking Man:
[standing in a threatening manner] No, I 'aven't got out of the wrong side of bed at all. Do you mind stopping? [Grabs Charlie's notebook and thrusts it at him] Now, whatever this is, take it and disappear.

Charlie Skelton:
[faux-innocently] I'll leave you the biscuits, okay?

Charlie Skelton:
No, I don't want the biscuits. No.

Charlie Skelton:
Here, take that one. Look, I've dunked it already, so you might as well have it. Here, have it.

[the Angry Man pushes Charlie's arm away, then grabs him and marches him offscreen]

Narrator:
Charlie broke the rules on purpose to prove how dramatic the consequences can be.

Narrator:
It's the evening of Day One of the Human Zoo experiment.

[Footage of Richard trying to get attention from the others]

Narrator:
Just as they're about to call it a day, Richard goes on the prowl.

[the hidden camera shows Richard sneaking into the window of the facility's shop, as Caroline stands watch, grinning]

Richard:
Sshh.

Philip Zimbardo:
What's happening?

Mark McDermott:
I thought the shop was closed.

Philip Zimbardo:
The shop *is* closed, and it looks like they're breaking into the shop.

Narrator:
This is the moment that addresses Dr. Zimbardo's question about how Richard would respond to feeling left outside the group: What would he do to overcome a bad first impression?

Richard:
[reaching into the refrigerator as Caroline and Sharon watch] Hang on, hang on, hang on.... Where, um... How many people want beers?

Narrator:
An older man trying to ingratiate himself with a younger crowd.

[Richard sneaks out the window and closes the window door]

Philip Zimbardo:
He's, he's closing it up so that we won't know that he's just stolen ...

Mark McDermott:
About ten cans! I don't know how he thinks that those are not going to be missed. But, but he's done it. He obviously doesn't think he's being observed.

[the scientists watch in fascination as Richard returns to the shop to steal more goods and pass them to the group members]

Philip Zimbardo:
[in amusement] Oh, now he's taking orders!

Mark McDermott:
Yeah, yeah, "What would you like over there?"

Philip Zimbardo:
"Rum and Coke, and, and -?"

Mark McDermott:
Sure, yeah. "A packet of crisps?"


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