The Human Zoo2000

[a man is eating in a public diner when Charlie Skelton sits down right next to him and begins to look over the pages that Sandwich-Eating Man is studying]

Charlie Skelton:
Is this Number 3? "The examination should be carried out in adequate and natural or artificial light."

[Charlie begins to lift the page to see the next]

Sandwich-Eating Man:
[stops him] Come on.

Sandwich-Eating Man:
[the scene cuts to the Sandwich-Eating Man being interviewed afterwards by the film-makers; he is bemused, amused, and defensively put out] I was sat down with my lunch and readin' my correspondence course, and this idiot come and sat down and started lookin' at me.

[the scene cuts back to the diner, where Charlie is annoying the man trying to eat his sandwhich and study]

Sandwich-Eating Man:
I said, do you have a problem?

Charlie Skelton:
Not a problem! I was having a quick read! It's boring here. Really, I can't afford a paper.

Sandwich-Eating Man:
What are you doing that for?

Charlie Skelton:
Just having a quick read. It looks interesting. I don't know much about lifting machines.

Sandwich-Eating Man:
[the scene jumps forward again to the Sandwich-Eating Man being interviewed afterwards by the film-makers] I just thought he'd escaped from somewhere. [chuckles]

Sandwich-Eating Man:
[Back in the dinery] Why don't you just clear off?

Charlie Skelton:
Do you mind if I check number 7, point 7?

Sandwich-Eating Man:
Clear off, please.

Charlie Skelton:
All I want to do is check point 7, and then I can, I'll have a total overview of cleaning lifting machines.

Sandwich-Eating Man:
[pulls his papers out of Charlie's reach] Will you please clear off?

Charlie Skelton:
Suit yourself. Here, look, have a biscuit.