The Inbetweeners 2

Neil Sutherland:
I've got this amazing app called Grindr, made loads of new mates through it

Will McKenzie:
Meanwhile, I was chasing a girl I had recently fingered to sleep.

Neil Sutherland:
If I were seeing things I'd be seeing something cool, like Optimus Prime banging Katy Perry.

Neil Sutherland:
There's something I always wanted to know too.

Will McKenzie, Simon Cooper, Jay Cartwright:
What is it?

Neil Sutherland:
How long after a poo do you have to wait before you can have sex?

Will McKenzie:
Please don't let this be my last thought.

Neil Sutherland:
Because I never found out.

Jay Cartwright:
Why's there always some c*nt with a guitar?

Will McKenzie:
Playing the guitar badly, wearing beads, talking about 'one love' and pretending you are friends with Central American villagers - who, by the way, despise you - before heading back to your parents five-bedroomed house in Surrey, doesn't make you a spiritual person, it makes you a bell-end.

Ben:
I think you're right about his song, Katie

Will McKenzie:
Oh, f*** off, Ben! You don't believe in 'song lines' any more than I do. It's just a way for you to seem interesting to girls because deep down you know you're boring and pretentious like your stupid f***ing dreadlocks. Which, by the way, always look embarrassing on white people. They're not countercultural, they actually scream 'Oh, I've got a trust fund!' so get a normal haircut, you unbearable prick.

Jay:
did you get the job

Neil:
nah

Jay:
that’s well racist

Neil:
yeah I get to swim with one though and I’m gonna give it the time of its life

Simon:
is it just me or dose it sound like he’s gonna w**k off a dolphin.

Will:
yep seems that way