The Incredibles

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible:
Every superhero has a secret identity. I don't know a single one who doesn't. I mean, who wants the pressure of being super all the time?

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible:
No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know?! For a little bit. I feel like the maid: "I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for, for 10 minutes?! Please?!"

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible:
Sometimes, I think I just like the simple life, you know, relax a little and raise a family.

Helen Parr / Elastigirl:
Of course I have a secret identity! [about her super-suit] Can you see me in this at the, at the supermarket? Come on! Who'd wanna go shopping as Elastigirl? You know what I mean?

Helen Parr / Elastigirl:
Now, I'll tell you what we're not gonna do. We're not gonna panic, we're not gonna die.

Lucius Best/Frozone:
Super-ladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret identity. [whispers] Think it'll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I say, "Girl, I don't wanna know about your mild-mannered alter ego or anything like that." I mean, you tell me you're, uh, super-mega-ultra-lightnin' babe? That's all right with me. I'm good. I'm good.

Lucius Best/Frozone:
I don't see anyone from the old days, Bob. Just you. And we're pushing our luck as it is.

Lucius Best/Frozone:
Where... is... my... Super... SUIT?!

Dash Parr:
[After a huge explosion destroys the Parrs' house] Does this mean we have to move again?

Violet Parr:
I feel different. Is different okay?

Syndrome (Buddy Pine / IncrediBoy):
I knew you couldn't do it, even when you've got nothing to lose. You're weak. And I've outgrown you.

Syndrome (Buddy Pine / IncrediBoy):
[has just caught the entire Parr family] What have we here? Matching uniforms? [sees Helen] Oh, no. Elastigirl? You married Elastigirl?! [laughs, then looks at Violet and Dash] And got busy! It's a whole family of Supers! Looks like I've hit the jackpot! [laughs] This is just too good!

Mirage:
[about Syndrome] He's attracted to power. So am I. It's a weakness we share.

Edna Mode:
I never look back, darling. It distracts from the now.

Rusty:
That was totally wicked!

Kari:
Because leading experts say, Mozart makes babies smarter. I wish my parents played Mozart when I was asleep because half the time I don't even know what the heck anyone's talking about!

Underminer:
[last line] Behold the Underminer! I am always beneath you, but nothing is beneath me! I hereby declare war against peace and happiness! Soon all will tremble before me!

[Mr. Incredible is about to go to the scene of a tour bus robbery when Buddy enters the car]

Buddy:
Cool! Ready for take-off!

Mr. Incredible:
What the-- who are you?

Buddy:
Well, I'm IncrediBoy!

Mr. Incredible:
What? No. You're that kid from the fan club. Brophy-Br-Brody-Bu-Buddy! Buddy.

Buddy:
My name is IncrediBoy.

Mr. Incredible:
Look, I've been nice, I've stood for photos, signed every scrap of paper you pushed at me, but this? This isn`t funny.

Buddy:
You don't have to worry about training me. I know all your moves, your crime-fighting style, favorite catch phrases, And everything! I am your number #1 fan!

[Mr. Incredible ejects him from his car and drives away]

Mr. Incredible:
I work alone.

Helen:
And I think you need to be more... [goes through rapid series of stretch-power maneuvers] flexible.

Mr. Incredible:
Uh, are you doing anything later?

Helen:
I have a previous engagement.

[Mr. Incredible confronts a French, mime-like, clown-like super villain named Bomb Voyage]

Mr. Incredible:
Bomb Voyage.

Voyage:
Monsieur Incroyable...! [Mr. Incredible...!]

Buddy:
[offscreen] And IncrediBoy!

[Buddy himself breaks through the window.]

Voyage:
IncrediBoy?

Buddy:
[flies up to Mr. Incredible, using rocket boots] Hey! Hey! Aren't you curious on how I get around so fast? [shows Mr. Incredible his rocket boots] See? I have these rocket boots. And they--

Mr. Incredible:
Go away, Buddy.

Buddy:
What?

Mr. Incredible:
I work alone.

Voyage:
Petit naïf libe...! [Little oaf...!]

[Buddy looks at Voyage]

Buddy:
Can we talk? [pulls Mr. Incredible off to the side] You always, say, "Be true to yourself.", but you never say which part of yourself to be true to! Well I've finally figured out who I am! [walks up to Mr. Incredible] I am your ward: IncrediBoy!

Mr. Incredible:
And now, you have officially gone too far, Buddy. [grabs Voyage before he can escape]

Buddy:
This is because I'd have powers, isn't it? Well, not every superhero has powers, y'know! You can be super without them! I invented these. [points to his rocket boots] I can fly! Can you fly?

Mr. Incredible:
Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.

Voyage:
Et ton costume est complètement ridicule! [And your outfit is totally ridiculous!]

Buddy:
Could you just gimme one chance! Look, I'll show you! I'll go get the police!

[Voyage has attached a bomb to Buddy's cape; Mr. Incredible notices]

Mr. Incredible:
Buddy! No!

Buddy:
It'll only take a second, really!

Mr. Incredible:
No! Stop it! [releases Voyage] There's a bomb! [grabs onto Buddy's cape]

Mr. Incredible:
[hands Buddy to the police] Take this one home. And make sure his mom knows what he's been doing.

Buddy:
I can help you! You're making a mistake! [arrested and shoved into the police car] Hey!

Mr. Incredible:
[to the cops] The injured jumper. You sent paramedics?

Cop:
Already picked him up.

Mr Incredible:
The blast in that building was caused by Bomb Voyage, who I caught in the act of robbing the vault. Now we might be able to nab him if we set up a perimeter.

Cop:
You mean he got away?

Mr. Incredible:
Well, yeah. [gestures to Buddy in the car] Skippy here made sure of that.

Buddy:
IncrediBoy!

Mr. Incredible:
You're not affliated with me!

[as the cops burst into the jewelry store where Bob and Lucius are, Lucius reaches for a water cooler to replenish his freezing powers]

Cop:
Freeze!

Lucius:
I'm thirsty.

Cop:
I said "freeze"!

Lucius:
I'm just getting a drink. [takes the cup and drinks]

Cop:
Okay, you had your drink. Now, I want you to...

Lucius:
I know, I know. Freeze. [freezes the cop]

Bob:
But that's okay, because what's important is that Mommy and I are always a team. We're always united, against, uh, uh, the forces of, uh--

Helen:
Pig-headed-ness?

Bob:
Uh, I was gonna say, "Evil.".

Helen:
Don't even think about talking about your trip to the principal's office, young man. Your father and I are still going to discuss it.

Dash:
I'm not the only kid who's been sent to the office, you know.

Helen:
Other kids don't have superpowers. Now, it's perfectly normal -

Violet:
Normal? What do you know about "normal"? What does anyone in this family know about "normal"?!

Helen:
Now, look, honey!

Violet:
We act normal, Mom. I wanna be normal! The only one normal is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet-trained!

Jack-Jack:
[giggles]

Dash:
Lucky. [Helen gives him an angry look] I mean, about being normal.

[Edna shows Helen the other suits she has created for the Parrs]

Edna:
I started with the baby.

Helen:
Started?

Edna:
Shh! Darling! Shh! I cut it a little roomy for the free movement. The fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin [flamethrowers throw fire at the suit without leaving burn marks], and it can also withstand a temperature of over 1,000 degrees! Completely bulletproof. [machine guns train on the suit and empty rounds into it without causing any damage] And machine-washable, darling. That's a new feature.

Helen:
What on earth do you think the baby will be doing?!

Edna:
Well, I'm sure I don't know, darling. Luck favors the prepared. I didn't know the baby's powers, so I covered the basics.

Helen:
Jack-Jack doesn't have any powers.

Edna:
No? He'll look fabulous anyway. [moves on to Dash's suit] Your boy's suit I designed to withstand enormous friction without heating up or wearing out. A useful feature. [moves on to Violet's] Your daughter's suit was tricky, but I finally created a sturdy material that will disappear completely as she does. [moves on to Helen's new suit] Your suit can stretch as far as you can, without injuring yourself [the suit is being stretched like a piece of taffy], and still retain its shape. Virtually indestructible. [two missiles fire at the suit, but the suit sustains to damage whatsoever] Yet it breathes like Egyptian cotton. As an extra feature, each suit contains a homing device, giving you the precise global location of the wearer at the touch of a button. [hands Helen one showing the tracking location of one of the suits] Well, darling? What do you think?

Helen:
What do I think?! Bob is retired! I'm retired, our family is underground! You helped my husband resume secret hero-work behind my back?!

Edna:
Well, I assumed you knew, darling! Why would he keep secrets from you?

Helen:
He wouldn't. Didn't-- D-Doesn't.

Edna:
[sighs] Men at Robert's age are often unstable. Prone to weakness.

Helen:
There's plenty of leftovers you can reheat, make sure Dash does his homework, and both of you get to bed on time. I should be back tonight, late. You can be in charge that long, can't you?

Violet:
Yeah, but why am I in charge, again?

Helen:
Nothing. Just a little trouble with Daddy.

Violet:
You mean Dad's in trouble, or Dad is the trouble?

Helen:
I mean he's either in trouble, or he's going to be.

Violet:
[about to a supersuit that Dash grabbed from Helen] What makes you think it's special?

Dash:
I don't know, but why'd Mom try to hide it?

Dash:
Are we there yet?

Bob:
We'll get there when we get there!

Helen:
Great. Now our kids are in danger?! I was afraid this would happen.

Bob:
Well, if you suspected danger, why'd you bring them?

Helen:
I didn't bring them! They stowed away! And I don't think you're striking the proper tone here!

Save the day.

Cast (voices):
Craig T. Nelson - Robert "Bob" Parr/Mr. Incredible (voice)

Cast (voices):
Holly Hunter - Helen Parr/Elastigirl (voice)

Cast (voices):
Jason Lee - Buddy Pine/Syndrome (voice)

Cast (voices):
Spencer Fox - Dashiell "Dash" Parr (voice)

Cast (voices):
Sarah Vowell - Violet Parr (voice)

Cast (voices):
Eli Fucile and Maeve Andrews - Jack-Jack Parr (voice)

Cast (voices):
Samuel L. Jackson - Lucius Best/Frozone (voice)

Cast (voices):
Elizabeth Peña - Mirage (voice)

Cast (voices):
Brad Bird - Edna Mode/E-Mode (voice)

Cast (voices):
Wallace Shawn - Gilbert Huph (voice)

Cast (voices):
John Ratzenberger - The Underminer (voice)

Cast (voices):
Bret Parker - Kari (the babysitter; voice)

Cast (voices):
Bud Luckey - Rick Dicker (voice)

Cast (voices):
Kimberly Clark - Honey (voice)

Cast (voices):
Lou Romano - Bernie Kropp (voice)

Cast (voices):
Wayne Canney - Principal of Dash's school (voice)

Mr. Huph:
Parr! You authorized payment on the Walker policy?

Bob:
Somebody broke into their house, Mr. Huph. Their policy clearly covers them against...

Mr. Huph:
I don't care about their coverage, Bob! Don't tell me about their coverage! Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black! Tell me how that's possible with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory that gives you a phone call!

Bob:
Helen?

Mirage:
Oh, hello. You must be Mrs. Incredible!

Edna Mode:
No capes!

[A tiny alarm sounds. Mr. Incredible checks his wristwatch]

Mr. Incredible:
Holy smokes, I'm late. Listen, I've gotta be somewhere.

[He signals the Incredi-Bile with a remote. It roars into view, squeals to a stop next to him]

Police Officer #1:
What about Bomb Voyage?

Mr. Incredible:
Any other night, I'd go after him myself, but I really gotta go. But don't worry. We'll get him! Eventually!

[He fires the afterburners. The cops watch in dismay as the Incredi-Bile roars off. Bob's car pulls up in front, converting back into a sedan. Bob Parr enters, dressed smartly in a tux, fumbling with his tie]

Bob Parr:
Hey, is the night still young?

Lucius Best:
You're very late.

Bob Parr:
How do I look? Good?

[His best man Lucius stops him before he]

Lucius Best:
Oh, the mask! You still got the mask.

[Best reaches up and pulls off his Mr. Incredible's mask. Bob takes a deep breath and pushes open the chapel doors]

Bob Parr:
Showtime!

[Bob stands at the altar with his Helen, who we the bride]

Minister:
Robert Parr, will you have this woman to be your lawful wedded wife?

Helen Parr:
You're late. When you asked me if I was doing anything later, I didn't realize you'd actually forgotten. I thought it was playful banter.

Bob Parr:
It was playful banter.

Helen Parr:
Cutting it kinda close, don't ya think?

Bob Parr:
You need to be more... flexible.

Helen Parr:
I love you, but if we're gonna make this work, you've gotta be more than Mr. Incredible. You know that. Don't you?

Minister:
...so long as you both shall live?

Bob Parr:
I do.

Minister:
I pronounce this couple husband and wife.

[They kiss, with a superheroes and people cheering]

Helen Parr:
As long as we both shall live. No matter what happens.

Bob Parr:
Hey, come on. We're superheroes. What could happen?

Newsreel Narrator:
In a stunning turn of events, a superhero is being sued for saving someone who, apparently, didn't want to be saved. The plaintiff, Oliver Sansweet, who was foiled in his attempted suicide by Mr. Incredible, has filed suit against the famed superhero in Superior Court.

[Oliver Sansweet's lawyer stands next to him on the crowded front steps, and speaks to a cluster of reporters]

Oliver Sansweet's Lawyer:
Mr. Sansweet didn't ask to be saved, Mr. Sansweet didn't want to be saved, and the injuries received from Mr. Incredible's so-called "actions" cause him daily pain.

[The crowd stirs as Mr. Incredible appears and points a threatening finger at Oliver Sansweet]

Mr. Incredible:
Hey, I saved your life!

Oliver Sansweet:
You didn't save my life, you ruined my death, that's what you did!

Mr. Incredible:
Listen, you little piece of...

Mr. Incredible's Lawyer:
[cuts him off] My client has no further comment at this time.

[Shots of the train accident scene]

Newsreel Narrator:
Five days later, another suit was filed by victims of the el train accident.

[Shots of a courtroom filled with neck-braced train-wreck victims. A lawyer goes through his paces, often gesturing toward a glowering Mr. Incredible]

Newsreel Narrator:
Incredible's court losses cost the government millions. And opened the flood gates for dozens of superhero lawsuits the world over.

[A series of spinning newspaper headlines describing the succession of lawsuits brought against Superheroes:
"DynaGuy sued!", "'SUPER' DAMAGES!", "X-RAY VISION PEEPING TOM?" Irate Taxpayers demonstrate, waving placards that read: "NO MORE SUPER BAILOUTS!", "$UPER EXPEN$IVE!", etc. A senator addresses his colleagues from the floor of the House of Representatives]

Senator:
It is time for their secret identity to become their only identity. Time for them to join us, or go away.

Newsreel Narrator:
Under tremendous public pressure, and the crushing financial burden of an ever mounting series of lawsuits, the government quietly initiated the superhero relocation program.

[Superheroes exiting the public stage, as they wave goodbye (ala Nixon), duck into cars in a shower of popping flashbulbs, cheered by supporters, jeered by opponents, etc]

Newsreel Narrator:
The supers will be granted amnesty from responsibility for past actions, in exchange for the promise to never again resume hero work. Where are they now?

[A throng of people mill about the city streets in diverse anonymity]

Newsreel Narrator:
They are living among us. Average citizens, average heroes. Quietly and anonymously continuing to make the world a better place.

[The music crescendoes as camera lifts up to the horizon and the sun streaming through the clouds]

[We then find the aforementioned burning building that is completely on fire. The camera then goes inside to find Bob and Lucius rescuing people from the burnage.]

Lucius:
Is that everybody?

Bob:
Yeah, that's everyone!

[They duck down to avoid some crumbling parts.]

Lucius:
It better be.

[He attempts to generate ice to put out the fire, but to no avail, as he's not only dehydrated, but there's also no water in the air.]

Bob:
Can't you put this out?

Lucius:
I can't lay down a layer thick enough! It's evaporating too fast!

Bob:
Well, what's that mean?

Lucius:
It means it's hot! And I'm dehydrated, Bob!

Bob:
You're out of ice?! You can't run out of ice! I thought you could use the water in the air!

Lucius:
There is no water in this air! What's your excuse, run out of muscle?!

Bob:
I can't just go smashing through walls! The building's getting weaker by the second! It's gonna come down on top of us!

Lucius:
I wanted to go bowling!

[More parts of the building come crumbling down. Bob eventually sees an open path ahead.]

Bob:
All right! Stay right on my tail! It's gonna get hot!

[He and Lucius charge through the fire and smash through a wall on the side of the building, and crash through a wall on another building next to the burning building, causing the latter building to collapse, eventually putting out the fire. Bob and Lucius take notice from behind and then see the people they rescued moving and regaining consciousness, much to their relief.]

Bob:
[fist bumps with Lucius] Yeah. [He gets up coughing, then realizes that he and Lucius are inside a jewelry store.] Uh-oh. [He unknowingly trips the alarm on accidentally. sarcastically] Oh, good.

[Suddenly, an alarm sounds and the lights turn on, startling the two superheroes.]

Lucius:
[groans as he gets up] Oh, no. That ain't right.

[A police officer gets out of his car and sees Bob and Lucius inside the store. Inside, Bob and Lucius get into another argument.]

Lucius:
We look like bad guys!

Bob:
You can get water out of the air!

Lucius:
Incompetent bad guys!

[The police officer breaks in and points his gun at the two Supers.]

Cop:
Freeze!

[as the cops burst into the jewelry store where Bob and Lucius are, Lucius noticesreaches for a water cooler to replenish his freezing powers]

Cop:
Freeze!

Lucius:
I'm thirsty.

[Lucius reaches for a cup of water, which he starts filling]

Cop:
I said "freeze"!

Lucius:
I'm just getting a drink. [takes the cup to his mouth and drinks]

Cop:
Okay, you had your drink! Now, I want you to ---

Lucius:
[calmly, as he drops the cup] I know, I know. [directly] Freeze. [freezes the cop]

[More officers rush inside the store.]

Cops:
Police officers!

Woman [on phone]:
Request claim on claim numbers 158183....

[Bob presses his intercom button]

Gilbert Huph:
HAVEN'T YOU GOT HIM YET, WHERE IS HE!? PLEASE!! RIGHT NOW!!

Huph's Secretary:
[over the intercom] Mr. Huph would like to talk to you in his office.

Bob:
Now?

Huph's Secretary:
Now...

[Huph angrily continues to yell indistinctly over the phone. Bob eventually gets up from his cubicle and heads to Huph's Office. Mirage slowly walks over, looks around and leaves something on his desk]

Gilbert Huph:
[sharpens his pencil and aligns it with other three] Sit down, Bob.

[Bob sits and moves the 4th pencil]

Gilbert Huph:
[re-aligns it and starts] I'm not happy, Bob. NOT...HAPPY. Ask me why.

Bob:
Okay. Why?

Gilbert Huph:
Why what? Be specific, Bob.

Bob:
Why are you unhappy?

Gilbert Huph:
Your customers make me unhappy.

Bob:
What, you've gotten complaints?

Gilbert Huph:
Complaints I can handle. What I can't handle is your customers' inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare's inner workings!! They're experts! EXPERTS, Bob! Exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle! They're PENETRATING the bureaucracy!

Bob:
Did I do something illegal?

Gilbert Huph:
[begrudgingly] No...

Bob:
Are you saying we shouldn't help our customers?

Gilbert Huph:
The law requires that I answer no.

Bob:
We're supposed to help people!

Gilbert Huph:
We're supposed to help OUR PEOPLE! Starting with our stockholders, Bob! Who's helping them out, HUH?! [sighs and regains composure] You know, Bob.... [moves a letter that says: Memo: Policy Notification To: Employee From: Gilbert Huph Due to financial cut-backs, you will be expected to self-expense all office supplies, including but not limited to pencils, erasers, pens, paper, stationery, folders, staples, paper clips, brads, and photocopies. All parking will now be metered by the hour. Electricity consumption and all telephone charges will be deducted from your paycheck. The Board of Directors at Insuricare wishes to thank you for your selfless sacrifice through this time of financial uncertainty. It is because of you, the employee, that Insuricare has recorded its highest profit in years. Remember, a successful company makes for successful employees. Every penny you save is another penny that goes in... [the rest is covered by Huph's finger] Salutations, Gilbert Huph] ...a company...

Bob:
Is like an enormous clock.

Gilbert Huph:
...is like an enormous clo— Yes, precisely! It only works... if all the little cogs... mesh together! Now, a clock needs to be clean, well-lubricated and wound tight. The best clocks have jewel movements, cogs that fit, that cooperate by design. [chuckling] I'm being metaphorical, Bob...You know what I mean by cooperative cogs? Bob? Bob... [furiously grabs Bob by the chin and angrily pulls him toward him] LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, PARR!!

[Outside the window, Bob sees a man is being mugged]

Bob:
That man out there, he needs help!

Gilbert Huph:
Do NOT change the subject, Bob! We're discussing YOUR! ATTITUDE!

Bob:
He is getting mugged!

Gilbert Huph:
Well, let's hope we don't cover him!

Bob:
[gets up out of his seat and heads for the door] I'll be right back. [puts his hand on the doorknob]

Gilbert Huph:
[angrily threatens Bob] Stop.....RIGHT NOW, OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!

Bob:
[stops, crushes the doorknob and angrily turns his face red]

Gilbert Huph:
[grins evilly] Close the door. Get over here... now. I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy.

Bob:
He got away...

Gilbert Huph:
[last words] Good thing, too. Heh! You were this close to losing your j–LAAAGH!

Bob:
[furiously grabs Huph by the throat and angrily strangles him. Then he accidentally throws him through 5 office walls that nearly kill him; Huph crashes into a filing cabinet, badly injured; Everyone stares at Bob in shock] Uh-oh.

[In Edna's kitchen, Helen is sobbing as she takes grief from possibly losing Bob.]

Helen:
Oh, I am such an idiot. I let this happen, you know. The new sports car, the getting in shape, the blond hair, the lies...

Edna:
[coldly] Yes, he attempts to relive the past.

Helen:
Now I'm losing him! [crying] What'll I do?

Edna:
What are you talking about?

Helen:
[Stops sobbing; looks at Edna] Hmm?

Edna:
You are Elastigirl! My God, pull yourself together! [whacks Helen with a rolled up newspaper] What will you do? Is this a question? You will show him you remember that he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who you are! Well, you know where he is. Go, confront the problem, fight, WIN! [pause] And call me when you get back, darling, I enjoy your visits.

[Helen emerges from the lavatory dressed in her super suit. She throws her duffel bag roughly at a passenger seat]

Violet:
Ow!

Elastigirl:
Violet!

Violet:
[as she materializes] It's not my fault! Dash ran away, and I knew I'd get blamed for it...

[Dash pops up from behind the seats at the back of the cabin, immediately engaging at the top of his lungs]

Dash:
That's not true!

Elastigirl:
Dash?!

Violet & Dash:
...and I thought he'd try to sneak on the plane so I came here and you closed the doors before I could find him and then you took off and it's not my fault! You said, "Something's up with Mom. We have to find out what!" It was your idea! Your idea! Hundred percent all-yours, all-the-time idea!

Elastigirl:
Wait a minute, wait a minute. You left Jack-Jack alone?!

Violet & Dash:
Yes, mom, I'm completely stupid... of course we got a sitter! Do you think I'm totally irresponsible? Thanks a lot! No, we got someone, Mom. Someone great. We wouldn't do that.

Elastigirl:
All right! Well, who'd you get?

Helen:
[via headset] Friendlies! At 2,0 miles south-south west of your position. Angels 10, track east. Disengage, over. [To Violet] Vi! You have to put a force field around the plane.

Violet:
But you said we weren't supposed to use our powers!

Helen:
I know what I said! Listen to what I'm saying now! [via headset] Disengage, repeat, disengage!

Dash:
[fearfully] Mom?

Helen:
VIOLET! [Violet gets startled; via headset] Mayday, mayday! India Golf Niner-Niner is buddy-spiked! Abort, abort! There are children aboard, [heard through intercom] say again, there are children aboard the plane.

Bob:
NO!

Helen:
Put a field around us NOW!!!

Violet:
But, Mom, I've never done one that big before!

Helen:
Violet, do it now! [via headset] Abort, abort, abort! [Violet weakly tries to create a force field in a short period of time] Abort, abort, abort! [She tries again unsuccessfully, then Helen rushes to protect her children from the explosion]

[Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl are running through the jungle, trying to get to their kids]

Mr. Incredible:
I should've told you I was fired, I admit it. But I didn't want you to worry!

Elastigirl:
You didn't want me to worry?! And now, we're running for our lives through some godforsaken jungle?

Mr. Incredible:
You keep trying to pick a fight, but I'm still just happy you're alive!

Parrot:
Identification, please.

Dash:
Huh? Hey, hey Vi, c'mere, look, look it talks! There, that one.

Parrot:
Voice key incorrect.

Violet:
Voice key?

Parrot:
Voice key incorrect.

Violet:
[realises something is wrong] Wait a second...

[Parrot sounds alarm]

Dash:
What do we do?

Violet:
Run!

Dash:
Where are we going?

Violet:
Away from here!

Helen Parr / Elastigirl:
Settle down? Are you kidding? I'm at the top of my game! I'm right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don't think so! I don't think so.

Helen Parr / Elastigirl:
Remember the bad guys on those shows you used to watch on Saturday mornings? Well, these guys are not like those guys. They won't exercise restraint because you're children. They will kill you if they get the chance. Do not give them that chance.

Lucius Best/Frozone:
It means it's hot! And I'm dehydrated, Bob!

Lucius Best/Frozone:
There is no water in this air! What's your excuse, run out of muscle?

Lucius Best/Frozone:
We look like bad guys! Incompetent bad guys!

Lucius Best/Frozone:
You tell me where my suit is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!

Syndrome (Buddy Pine / Incrediboy):
[After Elastigirl's plane is destroyed] Ah, you'll get over it. I seem to recall you prefer to work alone.

Syndrome (Buddy Pine / Incrediboy):
[freezes the Parr family as they barge into the house while holding a sleeping Jack-Jack; quietly] Shh. The baby is sleeping. [snickers sinisterly] You took away my future. I'm simply returning the favor. Don't worry, I'll be a good mentor. Supportive, encouraging. Everything you weren't! And in time, who knows, he might make a good sidekick.

Syndrome (Buddy Pine / Incrediboy):
[last words before his death] This isn't the end of it! I will get your son, eventually! I'll get your son! [laughs and gasps as he sees Mr. Incredible hurling his car into the air] Oh, no.

Mirage:
[on message computer] The Supers aren't gone, Mr. Incredible. You're still here. You can still do great things. Or… you can listen to police scanners. Your choice. You have 24 hours to respond. Think about it. [fades out]

Mirage:
[having had enough of Syndrome's evil after he taunted Mr Incredible with his family's apparent demise] Next time you gamble, bet your own life.

Edna Mode:
You will show him you remember that he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who you are!

Edna Mode:
Do you remember Thunderhead? Tall, storm powers? Nice man. Good with kids. November 15th of '58! All was well, another day saved, when... his cape snagged on a missile fin.

Edna Mode:
Stratogale! April 23rd, '57! Cape caught in a jet turbine!

Edna Mode:
Meta Man, express elevator! Dynaguy, snag on takeoff! Splashdown, sucked into a vortex!

[Mr. Incredible is waiting at the assigned room A113, when suddenly, a giant robot appears out of nowhere]

Syndrome:
It’s bigger! It’s badder! Ladies and gentlemen, it's.... Too much for Mr. Incredible!! Whoa, Whoa! Whoa! It’s finally ready! [Syndrome shuts down the robots blades] You know, I went through quite a few supers to get it worthy to fight you, but man, it wasn’t good enough!! After you trashed the last one, I had to make some major modifications. Sure it was difficult, but you are worth it. I mean, after all... i am your biggest fan.

Mr. Incredible:
[Recognising the new villain] Buddy?

Syndrome:
My name is not......BUDDY!! [Mr. Incredible is thrown down by the robot] And it’s not lncrediBoy either! That ship has sailed. All I wanted was to help you. I only wanted to help! And what did you say to me!?

Mr. Incredible [Flashback]:
Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.

Syndrome:
It tore me apart. But I learned an important lesson. You can’t count on anyone. Especially your heroes.

Mr. Incredible:
I was wrong to treat you that way....I’m sorry!

Syndrome:
[Not accepting the apology] See? Now you respect me, because I’m a threat. That’s the way it works! Turns out there’s a lot of people, whole countries who want respect. And they will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I invented weapons. And now I have a weapon only I can defeat. And when I unleash it, I’ll get--

[Mr. Incredible attempted to throw a log at Syndrome, but he dodged it and freezed Mr. Incredible]

Syndrome:
[laughing] You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can’t believe it.... [He slams Mr. Incredible into the ground] It’s cool, huh? Zero-point energy. I saved the best inventions for myself.

[He starts throwing Mr. Incredible around with his ZPE arm.]

Syndrome:
Am I good enough now? Who’s super now? I’m Syndrome! Your nemesis and- (Syndrome unknowingly, mistakenly flinged Mr. Incredible too far.) Oh, brilliant.