The Incredibles2004

Woman [on phone]:
Request claim on claim numbers 158183....

[Bob presses his intercom button]

Gilbert Huph:
HAVEN'T YOU GOT HIM YET, WHERE IS HE!? PLEASE!! RIGHT NOW!!

Huph's Secretary:
[over the intercom] Mr. Huph would like to talk to you in his office.

Bob:
Now?

Huph's Secretary:
Now...

[Huph angrily continues to yell indistinctly over the phone. Bob eventually gets up from his cubicle and heads to Huph's Office. Mirage slowly walks over, looks around and leaves something on his desk]

Gilbert Huph:
[sharpens his pencil and aligns it with other three] Sit down, Bob.

[Bob sits and moves the 4th pencil]

Gilbert Huph:
[re-aligns it and starts] I'm not happy, Bob. NOT...HAPPY. Ask me why.

Bob:
Okay. Why?

Gilbert Huph:
Why what? Be specific, Bob.

Bob:
Why are you unhappy?

Gilbert Huph:
Your customers make me unhappy.

Bob:
What, you've gotten complaints?

Gilbert Huph:
Complaints I can handle. What I can't handle is your customers' inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare's inner workings!! They're experts! EXPERTS, Bob! Exploiting every loophole, dodging every obstacle! They're PENETRATING the bureaucracy!

Bob:
Did I do something illegal?

Gilbert Huph:
[begrudgingly] No...

Bob:
Are you saying we shouldn't help our customers?

Gilbert Huph:
The law requires that I answer no.

Bob:
We're supposed to help people!

Gilbert Huph:
We're supposed to help OUR PEOPLE! Starting with our stockholders, Bob! Who's helping them out, HUH?! [sighs and regains composure] You know, Bob.... [moves a letter that says: Memo: Policy Notification To: Employee From: Gilbert Huph Due to financial cut-backs, you will be expected to self-expense all office supplies, including but not limited to pencils, erasers, pens, paper, stationery, folders, staples, paper clips, brads, and photocopies. All parking will now be metered by the hour. Electricity consumption and all telephone charges will be deducted from your paycheck. The Board of Directors at Insuricare wishes to thank you for your selfless sacrifice through this time of financial uncertainty. It is because of you, the employee, that Insuricare has recorded its highest profit in years. Remember, a successful company makes for successful employees. Every penny you save is another penny that goes in... [the rest is covered by Huph's finger] Salutations, Gilbert Huph] ...a company...

Bob:
Is like an enormous clock.

Gilbert Huph:
...is like an enormous clo— Yes, precisely! It only works... if all the little cogs... mesh together! Now, a clock needs to be clean, well-lubricated and wound tight. The best clocks have jewel movements, cogs that fit, that cooperate by design. [chuckling] I'm being metaphorical, Bob...You know what I mean by cooperative cogs? Bob? Bob... [furiously grabs Bob by the chin and angrily pulls him toward him] LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU, PARR!!

[Outside the window, Bob sees a man is being mugged]

Bob:
That man out there, he needs help!

Gilbert Huph:
Do NOT change the subject, Bob! We're discussing YOUR! ATTITUDE!

Bob:
He is getting mugged!

Gilbert Huph:
Well, let's hope we don't cover him!

Bob:
[gets up out of his seat and heads for the door] I'll be right back. [puts his hand on the doorknob]

Gilbert Huph:
[angrily threatens Bob] Stop.....RIGHT NOW, OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!

Bob:
[stops, crushes the doorknob and angrily turns his face red]

Gilbert Huph:
[grins evilly] Close the door. Get over here... now. I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy.

Bob:
He got away...

Gilbert Huph:
[last words] Good thing, too. Heh! You were this close to losing your j–LAAAGH!

Bob:
[furiously grabs Huph by the throat and angrily strangles him. Then he accidentally throws him through 5 office walls that nearly kill him; Huph crashes into a filing cabinet, badly injured; Everyone stares at Bob in shock] Uh-oh.