The Knack ...and How to Get It

Tolen:
[suspicious] Are you a homosexual?

Tom:
No. Thanks all the same.

[of Tolen's "rough play" with women]

Tom:
Just think of what you could do with a real whip, Tolen. A real whip.

[criticizing England's youth culture]

Old Man:
Mods and Rockers!

Boy In Classroom:
Sir, That hurt, sir. You steaming nit, sir!

Dress Shop Owner:
I never thought I'd see so much purity of pattern. Absolute rightness. I must please you, and I think I can. Don't fail me now, because I may never trust myself with a woman again, ever. Try it on. I'm sure, absolutely, I can please you. Show me. Wait for me.

Tom:
What's the most frightening building in London?

Colin:
Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children.

Tom:
I believe you're right.

Nancy Jones:
What's that?

Colin:
Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children.

Nancy Jones:
That's nice. That's true. That's a nice thing to say.

Nancy Jones:
Rape!

Woman in House:
Not today thank you.