The Last American Virgin

Rose:
Pink Bubblegum please.

Karen:
Pink Bubblegum?

Rose:
Yeah. It's the flavor of the month.

Brenda:
This coke's kinda sweet. It's really good stuff.

David:
The best.

Ruby:
Cash up front or Ruby walks.

Carmela:
Come to me my big burrito!

David:
Me?

Carmela:
You are the only man I see. Come to Carmela.

David:
What are you doing there, Victor?

Victor:
Buzz off blimp.

Gary:
Come on guys. There's probably nothing there to see anyway.

Victor:
Oh yeah? I bet you guys wish you had what I have.

Gary:
Four for Earl.

Earl:
Four? Are you sure?

David:
Half. Give him half.

Gary:
Ok, we'll give you another half.

Earl:
Gee, thanks guys!

Druggist:
Crabs! You guys got crabs! That's what they called them in my day. You young people.

David:
The guy who's got the biggest tool, he's the one who wins the pool!

Soda Jerk:
She's fine isn't she. [commenting on Gary staring at Karen after she gets her ice cream]

Gary:
Heh! Do you know who she is?

Soda Jerk:
Never saw her before in my life.

Rose:
How's the pizza world?

Gary:
It's round, Rose!

Rick:
Any time Pizza Boy! Any time Gary, man!

Gary:
You're the biggest loo I've ever met!

Lady at apartment:
“You like papaya?”