The Last Witch Hunter

Dolan Thirty-Six:
[to Kaulder] I've been reading the history of your life. And I've written my fair share of it. But your story has no ending. You are the greatest soldier of the Axe and Cross, in a war between our world and the next.

Dolan Thirty-Seven:
[to Kaulder] I've waited my whole life for the opportunity to help you!

Chloe:
Who said that a witch can't hunt witches?

[Kaulder falls asleep]

Chloe:
[takes a selfie with him] Say "Witch Hunter"...

Kaulder:
Witch Hunter. [Chloe freaks out]

Kaulder:
You wanna quit?

Dolan Thirty-Seven:
No. I want a raise!

Dolan Thirty-Six:
And so it begins...

Kaulder:
Do you know what it's like to live for ever?

Kaulder:
Do you know what I'm afraid of? Nothing.

Kaulder:
[flying in turbulence] These are ancient runes. They can manipulate weather. Rain, wind, cold, heat... And you just jammed them together in your bag? You know what you get when you mix a thunderstorm with cool, moist air at 40,000 feet? It's simple science.

Witch Queen:
You cling to your pathetic life, those closest to you betray you and those you claim to protect don't even know your name

Kaulder:
We don't destroy witches anymore, incarcerate them, taken the most powerful witches that walked the Earth and put them in one place

Dolan Thirty-Six:
Witch prison

Kaulder:
They've been waiting to be released, to exact revenge, we created the perfect coven

Chloe:
What do you know about us? We have green skin, wear pointy hats and got burned to the stake at Salem!

Kaulder:
Salem was wrong, those women were innocent!

Chloe:
You don't care, you weren't one of them!

Kaulder:
I'm not, but I do care.

Kaulder:
[ to Witch Queen] You know the benefit of eternal life? I get to kill you twice

Dolan Thirty-Six:
[smacks a fly with his newspaper] Try doing that with an iPad.

[first lines]

Belial:
I swear to you, every single mother and daughter, father and son taken from us by the Black Plague will be avenged. It is their Witch Queen who brought this curse upon our lands. And in her death lies our salvation. Be warned, brothers. She will never truly perish until her heart beats its last. Let fear be dead to us. There is no going back, for there is nothing to go back to.

Witch Queen:
[to Kaulder] I curse you with life. To never know peace. To walk the Earth alone for eternity. You will never die.

Dolan Thirty-Six:
Witches live among us in secret. Their magic passed down from an ancient race, diluted, half-forgotten, but dangerously powerful. After centuries of conflict, a truce was forged. Witches would be allowed to live and govern themselves if they followed one strict rule, that magic never be used against humans. But a truce is a fragile thing.

Dolan Thirty-Six:
I think you'll like my successor. I'm leaving you in more modern hands.

Kaulder:
What about the vow you took?

Dolan Thirty-Six:
I vowed to face death at your side. Not to work until I keel over.

Kaulder:
I've seen people get old, retire, and die. Rarely on the same day.

Max Schlesinger:
You must understand, anyone who would use this herb is not afraid of you. And that scares me!

Kaulder:
More than I scare you?

Kaulder:
[sniffing a decanter] Fear potion. Now, what in the world would you be afraid of?

Chloe:
Public speaking.

Belial:
People shouldn't root around in their past. Some things are best left forgotten.

Witch Queen:
So many of us pretend to be something that we're not. But you, you've lived. A man who's walked through history. To have known Napoleon, Stalin, Hitler...

Kaulder:
No need to be nostalgic. We have enough evil now.

Witch Queen:
I've missed you, Kaulder.

Kaulder:
Here's what you don't understand. What your kind never understood. I've shown mercy. I could have killed every last one of you. I've done the math. I've had the time.

Witch Queen:
You're different now. So confident.

Kaulder:
Maybe you shouldn't have made me immortal.

Witch Queen:
Clay cannot be turned to gold. Without magic, you're just a human.

[last lines]

Kaulder:
You know, I used to think the universe ran in endless circles, always repeating itself, always predictable.

Dolan Thirty-Six:
And now?

Kaulder:
I don't know what happens next.

Dolan Thirty-Six:
Do you know what we mortals call that? Living.

Kaulder:
You know, I still need you.

Dolan Thirty-Six:
Well then - I'm at your service... Come on. You're not getting any younger.

Chloe:
[standing next to the car] So you ready to go, or what? I'm driving.

Kaulder:
Okay...

Kaulder:
Salem was wrong, those women were innocent!