The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part

[The film opens with alien spaceships come out of the Stair Gate and flashbacks from the first movie occur, leaving right where it left off.]

The Man Upstairs:
Now that I'm letting you come down here and play, guess who else gets to come down here and play?

Finn:
Who?

The Man Upstairs:
Your sister. [echoes]

Finn:
What?

[As everyone in the Lego world is celebrating after the Kragle was destroyed]

Emmet:
Well, things sure have a way of working out smoothly. Am I right, guys? [suddenly, the alien spaceship hovers above them] Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat…?

[a trio of Duplo alien figures descend into the Lego world]

Duplo:
[Baby voice] We are from the planet Duplon, and we're here to destroy you.

Emmet:
... Oh, man.

Lucy:
You're gonna have to pass us.

Batman:
Specifically me.

Unikitty:
Oh it's on.

Metalbeard:
Yarr. [smacks ghost Vitruvius away]

Ghost Vitruvius:
Whoa!

Lucy:
Stop, Em, you don't know what you're doing! [grabs Emmett's hand]

Emmet:
This isn't the real you!

Lucy:
This is the real me! The truth is this is my real hair. I used to sing and dance and have colorful hair and I even loved Everything is Awesome.

Emmet:
[pulls away from Lucy] No, no. You would've told me. You hate that music. It isn't you.

Lucy:
Yes! I darkened my hair with marker because I wanted people to think I was cool and grown-up. And then I tried to change you into someone tough too. But I was wrong. I like you the way you were. Sweet, innocent, kind.

Emmet:
The real Lucy would never say that.

Rex Dangervest:
This is going to be easy. You're weak

Emmet:
No, you're the one who's weak.

Rex Dangervest:
Huh?

Emmet:
[struggles as he tries to get up] I'll never grow up to be like you. It's easy to harden your heart, but to open it. That's the toughest thing you can do. I'm gonna grow up, but I won't stop caring about the people in my life. They may see the world differently. It's not bad. I think it's inspiring. 'Cause everything's not awesome, but we can make it a little more awesome if we remember... We're not alone in this world. We're in it together.

[After Lucy defeats Rex]

Lucy:
It's over, Rex. Emmet's never gonna be you. But you can be like him. You don't have to be the bad guy.

Emmet:
You can join us

Rex Dangervest:
I-I can't

Emmet:
What do you mean?

Rex Dangervest:
She came back for ya. You're never gonna turn out like me, which means: I'm never gonna exist

Emmet:
W-Wait no

Rex Dangervest:
[His right arm disappears] Ha ha. Look, I told, I knew it look, I'm Back to the Futuring. Totally called it

Emmet:
What's Back to the Futuring?

Rex Dangervest:
[His left leg disappears] It's a classic movie older kids get to watch. And now it's happening to me

Emmet:
Come on. Take our hand while you still have a hand to take

Rex Dangervest:
That ain't how it works, kid.

Emmet:
Rex...

Rex Dangervest:
It's okay. I'm proud of ya. [His right leg disappears] And you're gonna grow up to be better than me. But kind of thanks to me, so, [His left arm disappears] I'm also great. And Lucy, thanks for coming back for us. [His lower body disappears] Besides, this is a pretty righteous way to go out, no regrets! Except again not trademarking "No regrets", that was a mistake, one love! [His head disappears]

Emmet:
Just to be clear of that really happened, you could see him. Right?

Lucy:
Uh-huh. Time to go?

Emmet:
Yeah. [He and Lucy leave]

Lucy:
Hey, um, I'm really sorry I tried to change you.

Emmet:
Oh, and I'm sorry I blew up the wedding and almost banished everyone into an eternity of lifelessness.

Emmet:
[awakens from his vision] Uh, Lucy? What?

Mermaid:
Emmet, what have you done?

Emmet:
Wait. [jumps onto another platform] You guys don't think this is all my fault?

Sherry Scratchinpost:
Meh, maybe not entirely your fault.

Sheryl Swoopes:
It's totally your fault!

Gary Payton:
[throws down a spiked ball] You got that right, WNBA legend Sheryl Swoopes.

Emmet:
Listen, everyone, Lucy and the others were kidnapped in some sort of plan to start Armamageddon.

Gandalf:
Armamageddon? Where we're banished for an eternity in the Bin of Storaj? That's just a legend.

Emmet:
No it's real and it's gonna happen to all of us unless we rescue them.

Velma Dinkley:
Jinkies! Who's gonna lead the mission?

Cleopatra:
You wouldn't even make it past the Stairgate, let alone survive the Systar System.

Harley Quinn:
That's a suicide mission!

Abraham Lincoln:
[hovers down in his rocket chair] Wyldstyle said you're not tough enough to do this. Ya haven't changed with the times. You're stuck in the past a quarter score ago.

Larry the Barista:
We've all grown up except for you.

Chainsaw Dave:
Yeah, dude, you're a total Hufflepuff.

[Emmet looks on dismayed]

Woman:
That's right he is!

Abraham Lincoln:
Definitely not a good one.

Emmet:
But, I'm not...

Gandalf:
You remembered what happened to the Justice League. Not with Batman gone and Marvel not returning our calls, there are no real heroes left. Only original Aquaman and unlicensed knock-off, Larry Poppins.

[scene cuts to lego original Aquaman and Larry Poppins a male version of Mary Poppins]

Larry Poppins:
Well, [pulls a plate of salt of his suitcase] I say a spoonful of salt helps the medicine go down. Anyone? No?

Gandalf:
Oh, Larry.

[Emmet looks around at the booing Master Builders]

Man:
What he said is right!

Emmet:
Oh, come on, everyone! We've done this before! We all took on Lord Business and we've changed the world!! [Chainsaw Dave and the other Lego characters look at him, confused] We are all special now. There's nothing we can't do! [Sherry and her cats and the Sewer Babies listen to the speech] We need to go up to that Alien planet and show those aliens what we're made of! [opens the door, exits the fortress, and turns back to the Master Builders] Who's comin' with me?

[The Master Builders stare at him blankly and seconds later, the door slams shut, hinting they all refuse to help Emmet]

Emmet:
[sighs sadly]

Batman:
[in the melting chamber in melting device] Uh, what's going on here? Uh-oh.

[a red beam of light is shoot at Batman back]

Batman:
Ouch, ouch, ouch! Not that shut it down.

[a giant meteor appears that it looks like Emmet and his spaceship is going to crash]

Emmet:
This is the end! [just then, a space ranger appears out of nowhere and destroys the giant meteor by using a megaton punch] Woah! Who is that?

Emmet:
Rex, why are we leaving? We gotta save my friends!

Rex Dangervest:
Do we? They didn't come to save us when we were all alone.

Emmet:
What are you talking about? Who are you?

Rex Dangervest:
Look a little closer. We're not so different.

Emmet:
Wait, you and I?

Rex Dangervest:
We, and us.

Emmet:
Huh?

Rex Dangervest:
Emmet... I'm you.

Emmet:
But I'm me.

Rex Dangervest:
I'm you. From the future. All grown up.

Emmet:
Wait, if you're me, why do we sound so different?

Rex Dangervest:
[sounding exactly like Emmet] "Why do we sound so different?" [Emmet gasps in horror] It's a mind-blower, I know. That's why I was so cagey in telling you my backstory.