The Lobo Paramilitary Christmas Special

Easter Bunny:
I'm the f***ing Easter Bunny!

[last lines]

Lobo:
Always did hate the holidays.

Lobo:
Ho, ho, ho!

Security Elf #1:
[just before dying] The Naughtiest One has come!

Lobo:
It's payback time for a misarable childhood.

Santa Claus:
Well, now, this hardly seems fair.

Lobo:
It does if you're standing in my shoes.

Santa Claus:
Okay, if gunning down an unarmed and myhic system is the only way you know... Go away, shoot.

Lobo:
...Okay. [c*cks his gun]