The Long Road to Gary

Benedicte Didier:
Zombie for me metaphor for love, life, baby, adult, everything in-between and after, when you in the ground.

Rubin Feldman:
So now we're making this little low-budget zombie movie, which um, you know really I didn't even know what a zombie was. I thought it was like when you go to Haiti, and they blow that smoke in your face and then they bury you and then you come out and you're not really dead, but, for some reason in the movie they extra dead people that came to life and they're all usually white, you know what I mean like there's not, like none of you are from the Caribbean what the hell.

Rubin Feldman:
I wouldn't wanna be a zombie. I guess that's why I have a little bit of a trepidation as they say about making the movie because I'm so sensitive and my heart is so big that when, you know, I see a zombie movie I think, you know, god that would really suck. You know, you're dead, and you come back to life, and you're sitting there on the mall floor and you're tearing up some motorcycle guy's guts and eating him, you know, this is not a life, this is not a living. So I feel for the zombies, that's why it's a little bit weird - I have to put distance between me and the actual zombies. And in that sense I guess it is a love story.

Benedicte Didier:
My inspiration for Gary come from personal experience with zombie. Just kidding. But uh, my wife she, ex-wife she's uh, she crazy like zombie. She's super dead, man. My wife is dead, like zombie. Not really I'm kidding, she's not dead. But she should be dead.

Rubin Feldman:
Um, so, what I was saying is, if someone is working on this set it is because they are the best in the world. Why have we never heard of these people if they're the best in the world? Because he keeps them a secret. Why? Because when this movie gets launched it is gonna F*** You Up. Those people need this. They need to have antelope steaks every night for dinner. They need aardvark liver sandwiches every day for lunch. For breakfast, they need, to have quail eggs taken out of the egg, scrambled with caviar and re-inserted into the egg. The extras.

Rubin Feldman:
One thing I did that was really smart. Uh, you know, there was these people that needed um, needed work, so I just like, pulled a van up and just like, got about fifty or sixty of them in the van, and hired em for the shoot. F*** it, it's Hollywood, right? You're hired.

Rubin Feldman:
Uh, actually there is this one zombie, who's held things up a little bit his name is Klaus and he has that thing where um, what's it called when you spew out like filthy, horrible words? Tourettes syndrome.

Steven Craft:
What kind of zombie yells out swears? I mean, that's insane.

Rubin Feldman:
You know, you do this premier, and you hire all these people and they throw all these parties, and then you go and you're sitting there halfway through, and you're realizing, this sucks, and, you know, I am a dick. Do you know what I mean? I'm not a dick, but that's what people think. Nobody thinks I'm a dick, ok? That's what producers say. All producers.

Benedicte Didier:
Some people, they have allergy, they are allergic to nuts. Some people allergic to milk, huh? They cannot eat milk. Others, chocolate. Me? I'm allergic to bad movie. They make me sick. I cannot watch them. And for this reason I know that my movie will be good. I cannot make a bad movie, because, it would make me sick.

Rubin Feldman:
Maybe it'll be a huge hit. Maybe it'll win an Oscar. Maybe it'll change the way people think of everything. Maybe people will want to die and come back to life. That's what I hope. But not like Jesus, cause that would be sacrilegious and, you know, these are Conservative times. So be a zombie, but don't be Jesus.

Benedicte Didier:
My movie is like an onion. You look at an onion, it's a one piece like this. But if you take a layer, there is another onion underneath. You take another layer, under that layer, there is another onion. And you continue, until the end. And at the end, you make you cry. This my movie. Layer, layer, layer, crying. Understand?