The Looney Tunes Show

Daffy Duck:
I'd like to propose a toast to the most important person on this ship. [Ship captain stands] Sit down you glorified bus driver!

Bugs Bunny:
Of course, you realize this means war!

Bugs Bunny:
Sleep well?

Daffy Duck:
Why? Are you implying that I wet the bed?

Sylvester:
So now let me get this straight. You fought in World War II?

Tweety:
Yep.

Sylvester:
How old are you?

Tweety:
I'll never tell.

Sylvester:
Well can you at least tell me if you're a boy or a girl?

[Tweety whispers in Sylvester's ear]

Sylvester:
Hmmm... I was wrong.

Daffy Duck:
Soon you'll be calling me, Mr. Weiner!

Speedy Gonzales:
I already do. And a whole lot worse.

Yosemite Sam:
[to Daffy] You're the worst neighbor I ever met. And I should know. Before I met you, *I* was the worst neighbor I ever met.

Daffy Duck:
One of you stole my newspaper. Confess!

Bugs Bunny:
Really? You're really going there?

Daffy Duck:
Yeah, I'm going there.

Granny:
Where is he going?

Bugs Bunny:
Because if you go there, *I* will go there. And you do not want to be there when I get there. Because when I get there, I will be so there that you will wish you had stayed right here.

Bugs Bunny:
Well? Say you're sorry!

Daffy Duck:
Uh...

Bugs Bunny:
You can't say it can you?

Daffy Duck:
I can say it. Uh...

Bugs Bunny:
Then say it.

Daffy Duck:
I'm... solly

Bugs Bunny:
Did you just say you're solly?

Daffy Duck:
I'm soggy.

Bugs Bunny:
You're soggy?

Daffy Duck:
I'm sarmy.

Daffy Duck:
Bugs! I knew it! I knew you'd come through for me! I knew if I stayed in here long enough, and sobbed loud enough, you'd make me another parade float! It wasn't easy - there were days when I wanted to give up, when I wanted to come out of my room, maybe take a shower. But I persevered, I stayed in my room, and I sobbed even louder, because I knew that you needed that time, and that motivation, and I was right! Thank you, brother!

Bugs Bunny:
Why can't you just drive a normal car?

Daffy Duck:
Normal cars are for normal people! I'm not normal!

Bugs Bunny:
I'll give you that.

Daffy Duck:
You're my best friend! You know me better than anyone! You see what a horrible person I am! That's why I *have* to drive a parade float! To distract the *rest* of the world from seeing it!

Bugs Bunny:
You're gonna need something better than a parade float.