The Maiden Heist

[first lines]

Lead Villain:
I sincerely apologize for disturbing your afternoon. If you relax, and stay calm, you will all be here alive. We have come only for the girl.

[last lines]

Charles Peterson:
We did good.

Roger Barlow:
We sure did. See you tomorrow.

Roger Barlow:
Hey, why am I the one to blame? Money gets stolen and you automatically accuse me. How do I know you didn't take the money?

Rose Barlow:
Me? Oh how could you Roger? I'm your wife, your wife!

Roger Barlow:
You accused me.

Rose Barlow:
Well this money, Roger. This money was for us, together. To think that I would steal from my own cookie jar!