The Major and the Minor

Susan Applegate:
You should be very glad I'm not 12. I was a very straightforward child. I used to spit.

Mr. Osborne:
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

Mr. Osborne:
You know what I told the mayor? That my only regret is that I have but one wife to give to my country.

First Conductor:
If you're Swedish, suppose you say something in Swedish.

Susan Applegate:
I vant to be alone.

Maj. Philip Kirby:
You know Su-Su, you're a very peculiar child.

Susan Applegate:
You bet I am.

Cadet Clifford Osborne:
Well, the bus is here. The zombies have arrived.

Susan Applegate:
Who?

Cadet Clifford Osborne:
[disdainfully] The girls from Miss Shackleford's school.

Cadet Lt. Miller:
We use 'em for women.

Susan Applegate:
I'll try and be a better lightbulb Uncle Phillip.

Susan Applegate:
You know, General Wallace owes me 51 cents.

Mrs. Applegate:
What DID happen between New York and Stevenson?

Susan Applegate:
I went to a masquerade, darling.