The Medallion

[Looking at his own corpse]

Eddie Yang:
Is my nose really that big?

[while shooting at a bad guy and frequently missing him]

Arthur Watson:
[yelling] How dare you [fires and reloads] shoot at my [fires and reloads] *wife!*

Snakehead:
[after fleeing the henchmen who are after the Medallion, Eddie runs into Snakehead in the forest] We meet again... Eddie Yang.

Eddie Yang:
Where's the boy?

Snakehead:
My guest is of no concern of yours. All that matters is that you have the other half of the medallion.

Snakehead:
[after Nicole falls to her death and Eddie is unable to save her, Snakehead tries to persuade Eddie to join him] My brother... don't be sentimental. It's so... unnecessary. It's so human. So normal. You and I will live forever. We are the lords of time. We can take whatever we want, whenever we choose. What difference can a simple life like hers make to us? We are immortal!

Eddie Yang:
Let me show you! [Eddie flies upward to begin his duel with Snakehead]

[When Jackie has Giscard trapped in the bins]

Giscard:
Ever heard of police brutality?

Eddie Yang:
Sounds like fun.

Arthur Watson:
[Repeated line] Interpol! Freeze!

Eddie Yang:
[Standing next to his corpse] Let me check [Lifts the sheet, checks the lower body and lowers the sheet] It's really me!

Arthur Watson:
Are you sure?

Eddie Yang:
You think I don't recognise my own thing?

Nicole James:
Watson's family don't know he's an Interpol agent

Eddie Yang:
What do they think he is?

Nicole James:
A libraian.

Arthur Watson:
[Addressing Hammerstock-Smythe and a group of officers, while Eddie is picking himself up after falling from a roof] See - I told you he wasn't dead!

Cmdr. Hammerstock-Smythe:
Watson!

Arthur Watson:
[frustrated] What? [collecting himself] I mean er... what?

Cmdr. Hammerstock-Smythe:
Anymore nonsense like that and you will be taken of the case and Inspector Yang will be put in charge of it.

Arthur Watson:
[to Eddie] Satisfied? You've only been here 5 minutes! [he storms off through a door]

Cmdr. Hammerstock-Smythe:
Watson... you are in my *filing cabinet*.

Snakehead:
Treat him like a prince.