The Milagro Beanfield War

Joe Mondragon:
You beat Luis Armijo by two votes.

Sheriff Bernabe Montoya:
That's because Domingo and Gusdorf were out of town.

Joe Mondragon:
So, you would have won by four.

Sheriff Bernabe Montoya:
Hell no man, those guys vote six, seven times apiece.

Kyril Montana:
This posse couldn't find itself!

Nancy Mondragon:
I'll hit you so hard they'll arrest you in El Paso for speeding.

Nick Rael:
Hey, what are you doing? You can't buy bullets with foodstamps grandpa.

Amarante Cordova:
It's the same as money.

Ruby Archuleta:
What good is a hometown if everyone you know is gone?

Herbie Platt:
What is it?

Amarante Cordova:
Lizard tail tea.

Herbie Platt:
Probably been in the family for generations I bet.

Amarante Cordova:
No, I found it on the highway this morning

Amarante Cordova:
Nobody would do anything if they knew what they were in for.

Coyote Angel:
I don't do things. I give advice.

Nancy Mondragon:
Why is it every time we're mad at one of them, we end up hurting one of us?

Sheriff Bernabe Montoya:
Does the name Custer ring a bell?