The Millers

Carol Miller:
I can't be fooled. It's the burden I live with every day. Ten seconds into 'The Crying Game', I shouted "It's a dude!".

Nathan Miller:
[to his father] I'm driving mom around town and you're eating tater tots? When did we switch lives? And more importantly, how do we switch back?

Carol Miller:
[rearranging the family grave plots] I no longer wish to be buried next to your father.

Tom Miller:
Oh, that's too bad, 'cause I just bought a gravestone that says "I'm With Stupid".

Carol Miller:
[Nathan is anticipating his mother moving out within a few weeks] My stuff just got here. It's official: we're roomies!

Carol Miller:
I had to wash my underwear in the bathroom sink. So don't get your panties in a wad when you find my panties in a wad.

Debbie:
You made me an apology report...

Nathan Miller:
I owed you one.

Debbie:
And the whole reason you have to be number one is because you're insecure about me?

Nathan Miller:
Well how could I not be? You're sweet, you're cute, you've got those big adorable eyes. You're like a... a puppy made out of kittens. I worked pretty hard to compete with that.