The Millionaire Tour

Casper:
[Re: hanged man tarot card] It's not a symbol of death, it's a symbol of life. It's a journey. The guy's upside down, everything is falling from his pockets, he's gotta let go of his attachments. Only then can he change his perspective and be free. Get clarity. See the light.

Billie:
That's some big words for a guy that didn't finish high school.

Casper:
I picked it up from a fortune teller. She explained the whole thing. She read me the cards.

Billie:
A fortune teller?

Casper:
A gypsy from the Bronx.

Billie:
And she read you the future?

Casper:
The future ain't gonna read itself.

Billie:
What's the long face for?

Casper:
He's going from recession to depression.

Billie:
I told you the economy's goin' to hell.

Casper:
We're all goin' to hell.

Greg:
They say, "salesmanship is ninety nine perspiration and one percent inspiration," but for me it's the other way around - when it comes to sincere marketing. This is a passion for me. And passion gives birth to inspiration. Inspiration to heal lost souls. Thirsty souls. They quench their thirst with the wrong substances. They sell supplements for everything today, but they still haven't cured deficiencies in spirit. What folks need is vitamin water of a much greater nature. I submit to you that every Catholic family should have Holy Water in their home. And it is the role of the church to put it there. Some people say that the church has fallen from grace. No sir, that's a lie. They say there is a crisis of faith. I say there's always been a crisis of faith. Too many forces are fighting against the side of heaven. The church shall prevail, but it needs to be fortified. What is the answer? We know the answer. But there's too much heresy blocking the airwaves. Good people are deeply lost in the realms of the unholy. "Forgive them for they know not what they do." No sir - that just won't cut it. We can forgive them but we cannot forgive ourselves for not showing them the way. They go with the flow? We have another flow to offer, and it is a mighty and holy river. Genesis Holy Water, from the River Jordan. The church should not only endorse it, but sell it. Wholesale. And believers will cross over to our side, as those who crossed the river Jordan to hear the lord preach - and they were healed! They say our flock is weak of heart, I say they're thirsty. Thirsty for holy water as they are for The Word. When the enemies of the lord sought to capture him, Jesus took refuge in the river Jordan, in the place John had first baptized him. "When all people were baptized, and Jesus was at prayer after likewise being baptized the skies opened and the holy spirit descended." Luke chapter three verse twenty one.

Billie:
He knows his lines.

Casper:
You got a bible here to test him?

Billie:
No.

Casper:
So you are the fool who walketh in the darkness - book of Casper, chapter nine verse nine.

Billie:
It sounds good to me.

Casper:
Of course it sounds good, he's a con artist, and he's f***ing brilliant at it. Hats off!

Casper:
Bravo. Bra-vo! What a performance. There are con men in this world and there are con artists. But this guy, man, he's a f***ing da Vinci.

Greg:
You have no idea who I am, and you talk too much.

Casper:
Yeah? How much do you make a year?

Greg:
None of your business.

Casper:
That f***in' much, eh?