The Mod Squad

Pete Cochran:
Where does a high school student get a gun?

Linc Hayes:
You kidding? You can walk up to a shop counter and buy one, just like bubble gum.

Pete Cochran:
Who's behind this car racket thing? I mean who's the big man?

Doc Lightener:
What do you think I've been staying alive for? To find out.

Pete Cochran:
Where's Julie?

Gandy:
I don't know!

Pete Cochran:
She's not in her apartment! And there's a smell of chloroform there!

Gandy:
Please, they'll kill me!

Pete Cochran:
What do you think WE'RE going to do?

Linc Hayes:
There are those who look at things and ask why, I dream of things that never were and ask why not? Who said that?

Leila:
A great man who died for it.

Pete Cochran:
Did she listen?

Linc Hayes:
I hope so. [starts laughing]

Julie Barnes:
What's so funny?

Linc Hayes:
I wish someone would've said the same thing to me.

Capt. Adam Greer:
[Last lines] [Pete, Linc, and Greer are leaving the station when they see Laughton get into his car] Look at that. A good cop gets racked up and that scum goes free. Is that justice?

Pete Cochran:
Pete: You know the answer to that.

Capt. Adam Greer:
[to Pete, looking for Linc who has pulled gags on the captains friend] WHERE IS HE?... I'LL KILL HIM!

Linc Hayes:
The Maharishi said never drink champagne out of a paper cup.

Julie Barnes:
Where was the Maharishi when we needed her?

Capt. Adam Greer:
Someday maybe we will know what war does to a person.

Julie Barnes:
Better yet, maybe someday we won't have to!

Michael Cole:
This is Michael Cole, each year thousands of heroin babies are born in this country. If you're pregnant and a drug user please seek prenatal care immediately to your family doctor or county medical centers. Don't let the next heroin baby be yours.

Capt. Adam Greer:
[Linc has just finished a death defying stunt] Yes sir, Mr. Hayes, Terriffic stunt... Do it again, and I'll bust your head in.

Capt. Adam Greer:
You! Name!

Linc Hayes:
Whose name? Your name or my name or white name or black name?

Capt. Adam Greer:
Name.

Linc Hayes:
Hayes!

Capt. Adam Greer:
First name?

Linc Hayes:
Leeeeeeeeeen - coooonnn!

Linc Hayes:
[to the sheriff] You couldn't kill one cop... What are you gonna do with four?

Capt. Adam Greer:
[to Linc and Pete after being saved from drowning] What kept you.

Pete Cochran:
Sue, there's two kinds of friends - those who stick around when they need you, and those who stick around when you need them.

Pete goes to the ER where Linc is being treated for multiple gun shot wounds. Linc is in critical condition. As Pete enters the area where Linc is the on duty nurse states

“ FAMILY ONLY “ . Pete ignores her and enters Linc’s room and the nurse repeats herself “ FAMILY ONLY “ ! At this point Pete turns around and says glaringly back to the nurse “ I AM “ !!!!

Maharajah says, “you don’t drink champagne from a paper cup.”