The Money Shot

Stan Nichols:
[turns away from Eddie] Put your dick away before you speak to me.

Himmel:
I vanted to join ze Army vonce, rahzer, a junior league, back in Germany

Jerry:
Why didn't you?

Himmel:
Ze one I vanted to join vas disbanded in ze forties.

Jerry:
Gotcha.

Eddie Roberts:
Now, God created the Earth in six days. So how hard could it be to create our movie?

Jenna:
I have an unusual high sex drive with a lust of such erotic acts. [offers Stan a tin of peanuts] Peanut?

Eddie Roberts:
So, Mr. Durran, do you think there's anything we can work with?

Durran:
How do I put this boys? This script is the worst piece of sh*t I've ever read in my life. It's nothing but worthless smut and violence! It's the most offense piece I've ever read!

Stan Nichols:
Isn't that just a little bit harsh? I mean, you didn't even read it!

Eddie Roberts:
Yea, you just skimmed it. You missed all the good parts...