The Monster and the Girl

Bailiff:
Do you solemnly swear that the testimony you're about to give will be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you God?

Leon Beecher 'Tips' Stokes:
Certainly.

Dr. Perry:
[to Scot Webster] The world is full of questions which will never be answered. Don't try too hard.

Henchman:
Looks like I'm not the only thorn in your side.

W. S. Bruhl:
Yes, but you're my favorite thorn.

Scot Webster:
[Screaming to Dr. Perry] You want my brain after I'm dead? [He laughs hysterically] Help yourself, mister! Help yourself!

Dr. Knight:
No bruises, no abrasions, but practically every bone in his body is broken.

Police Lt. Strickland:
How'd it happen?

Dr. Knight:
I find them dead - that's my job. You find out how they got that way. Good night!

[He leaves]

Police Capt. Alton:
[Wisecracking] There's one doctor that couldn't give me aspirin.