The Morning After

Turner Kendall:
Spades, uh, they spend disproportionately on their transportation - also in dressing their young.

Alex Sternbergen:
What are you, the Klan anthropologist?

Alex Sternbergen:
[Her first lines] What the f***?

Turner Kendall:
How can I be a bigot? I mean they're all full of ill will and malice. I just make observations.

Alex Sternbergen:
Like "spade," "beaner," and "spic"?

Turner Kendall:
That sounds like a law firm.

Alex Sternbergen:
Don't you have anything civiler. Something...

Frankie:
Honey, I'm a drag queen, not a transvestite. I don't buy no house dresses.

Alex Sternbergen:
I gotta call Jackie, maybe he call help. He's smart, he knows the people that are in charge.

Turner Kendall:
In charge of what?

Alex Sternbergen:
Everything. The world.

Turner Kendall:
He's a hair dresser.

Alex Sternbergen:
That's what he does, that's not what he is.

Detective:
She's got a violent record, assault with a deadly weapon. Did you know that when you married her.

Joaquin Manero:
It's *why* I married her.

Detective:
It's a great place for a stud. Or are you a fag, Jack?

Joaquin Manero:
[walks up on him] How bad do you want to know?

[last lines]

Turner Kendall:
Never did see that damn trick done right.

Alex Sternbergen:
And you never will.

Turner Kendall:
Whatever makes you happy.

Alex Sternbergen:
You, oh you make me happy.