The Mr. Men Show

Narrator:
As much as the Mr Men and little Misses enjoy driving their cars, they enjoy washing them even more.

Mr. Bump:
This is the first job I've had where there's no chance of me getting hurt! [a claw reaches out from the car wash and pulls Mr Bump inside]

Mr Strong:
[Watching a wax covered Mr bump emerge from the car wash] How are you, Mr Bump?

Mr. Bump:
[Slightly muffled] I'm having the time of my life, thank you Mr Strong! [Moves away]

Mr Strong:
I wish all my workers were that good!

Mr. Persnickety:
That man knows just how to annoy me!

Mr. Persnickety:
Some people take pride in cleaneness, others take pride in filth1

Little Miss Calamity:
I'm joined by my good friend Mr Rude

Mr Rude:
I am *not* your good friend!

Little Miss Calamity:
He's a joker!

Mr Grumpy:
It's times like this I wish I *was* a genie!

[a buffalo has sat on Mr Bump]

Mr. Noisy:
[Holding his camera] Say cheese!

Mr. Bump:
[Muffled] I can't

Mr. Noisy:
I was speaking to the buffalo!

Mr Happy:
[Mr Grumpy has asked why Mr Happy is using a manual lawn mower] Pleanty of excercise, lots of fresh air, and no noise! [Walks off]

Mr Grumpy:
No noise! He's whistling like a canary over there!

[Mr Grumpy has phoned Mr Noisy's Dance Studio to complain about the noise]

Mr Grumpy:
Is it raining coconuts up there?

Mr Stong:
[after knocking down Mr Rude's door] Oh pickles - I hardly touched it!

Little Miss Calamity:
[Trying to control her cieling fan] I really shouldn't touch machinery!

[Mr Fussy's car has broken down due to a faulty radiator, so Mr Messy pulls out his sock]

Mr Fussy:
Will that help to fix my radiator?

Mr Messy:
No - it's where I keep my spare tuna sandwich!

Mr Rude:
The invasion of the nitwits continues!

Little Miss Chatterbox:
Are you aware you talk in your sleep?

Mr Rude:
I don't know what you mean!

[Mr Strong has just knocked a door off it's hinges]

Mr Messy:
I could do with a few holes like that at my house!

Mr Strong:
I'll come round first thing tomorrow!

Mr Messy:
You've got yourself a deal! [They shake hands]

Mr Scatterbrain:
[Covered in wrapping paper while trying to wrap Mr Grumpy's present] I think I've missed a step!

[Mr Rude has gone to little miss Helpful's gift shop o buy a present for Mr Grumpy's birthday]

Little Miss Helpful:
How about a new welcome mat?

Mr Rude:
have you got one that says 'Go Away'?

Little Miss Helpful:
Just run out!

Mr Rude:
[Indicating the novelty Little Miss Helpful is holding] He'll hate it. I'll take it!

Mr Pernickity:
That's not chesse - that's stink on a stick!

[Mr Bump has crashed into a floating bell while water sking]

Little Miss Helpful:
If you think we're going too fast, just let go of the rope!

Mr. Bump:
Now you tell me!

[the giant fish that has just eaten the last vollyball]

Mr Grumpy:
[Throws his hat down] Crooked cucumbers! That was our last ball!