The Munsters' Revenge

Eddie Munster:
Let me take a picture so I can show the guys in the Bat 'n Ball club just how famous my family really is.

Grandpa Munster:
Bat club? Hey, Eddie, you could get into that kind of a club on my name alone!

Eddie Munster:
Well, I don't know, Grandpa, they don't take just anybody.

Herman Munster:
Eddie, we're just not anybody, son.

Grandpa Munster:
That's right, Eddie, your fathers a little bit of everybody and your grandpa has got some of the best blood in Europe flowing through them veins...

Herman Munster:
[to a wax statue of himself] Don't do anything I wouldn't do, you rascal!

The Raven:
Eleven O'Clock and all is well... but what do I know?

Lily Munster:
I just talked to aunt Elvira. She's flying in from Salem... for the Halloween holiday.

Phantom of the Opera:
You'll see, when I attain superstardom, it will be because of this magnificent voice, not because I'm just another pretty face.

The Boy:
I'll never forget it, that face... there was blood dripping from the fangs.

Grandpa Munster:
That's impossible! I've been on the wagon for over a year.

Herman Munster:
That's right, you can ask 'em down at the B.S.A.

Chief Boyle:
The Boy Scouts of America?

Grandpa Munster:
Blood Suckers Annonymous.

Grandpa Munster:
[locked in a jail cell] Herman, I have slept in just about every closet and coffin in the world, but this place give me crosstophobia!

Grandpa Munster:
You hear that, Herman, hm? The pride of Transylvania treated like a common criminal. Heh, Well, I'll tell ya, that's enough to drive a man to drink! Hm. Oh, what I wouldn't give for a nice Bloody Mary. Or Dorothy or Emily. [cackles]

Grandpa Munster:
[adressing the Cave Girl Robot] Excuse me, my dear, could I interest you in a little bite?

Herman Munster:
Grandpa, she's only a robot. That woman can not talk.

Grandpa Munster:
I know... those are the best kind.

Herman Munster:
I don't wanna hear one more word about food until I'm being fed!

Grandpa Munster:
[Grandpa sees a great amount of money being passed from one person to another] Holy Transylvania, look at that lettuce!

Herman Munster:
What?

Grandpa Munster:
What a load of cabbage!

Herman Munster:
Cabbage?

Grandpa Munster:
I've never seen so much bread!

Herman Munster:
Lettuce, cabbage, bread, Grandpa, you've got a mean streak in you!

Glen:
[about Herman and Grandpa] I have to take them in... to, eh jail.

Marilyn Munster:
And let them get brutalized?

Glen:
Nobody's gonna brutalize them.

Dr. Diablo:
[an alarm goes off] What's with the music?

Herman Munster:
[disguised as a waitress] I hope nobody gets fresh. You know how hard it is for me to say no.

Herman Munster:
[disguised as a waitress] Are my seams straight?

Grandpa Munster:
[also in disguise] They are... Unfortunately, your legs are crooked.

Grandpa Munster:
[disguised as a waitress] We're new here.

Slim:
She hasn't been new anywhere in years!

Dr. Diablo:
Now, gentlemen, as you know, the National Gallery has been kind enought to make a little celebration for us on Halloween and I have a little surprise for them, that's gonna make all you gentlemen, and especially me, very rich.

Phantom of the Opera:
[singing] Deck the halls with strings of garlick, falalala lalalala. Arsenic eggnogs make us frolic, falalala lalala laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Igor:
Herman, oh! I remember you when you could hardly walk. [cackles] Guess we did a pretty good job, eh? [giggles] He seems to be holding together quite well.

Grandpa Munster:
[trying out his live giving potion on Igor] Here goes nothing!

Herman Munster:
Cross your fingers...

Grandpa Munster:
Please. No crosses!

Dr. Diablo:
I'm gonna throw a party, I mean the party of all party. I mean it's gonna be a party that even Nero and Caligula would be jealous of.

Dr. Diablo:
A man in his lifetime has only one night like this! I'll have nothing interfere with mine.

The Raven:
Ten O'Clock and boy, is this a dull party!

Herman Munster:
I wish Grandpa were here and maybe he'd get one of my good ideas.