The Muse

Sarah:
I feel like you're losing your edge.

Steven Phillips:
Jesus! I am hearing this from everybody!

Sarah:
That's because it's true.

Steven Phillips:
The muse, the muse... the goddamn muse.

Sarah:
Honey, all the gods drink!

Jennifer Tilly:
Isn't Josh a doll?

Steven Phillips:
Oh, yes, he's a real doll. He's like a regular little Chucky.

Laura Phillips:
[after Sarah has escaped with tied-together bedsheets] Those are my best sheets!

Steven Phillips:
That is so low on our priority scale right now.

Nurse Rennert:
This is Hollywood. People here believe anything!

Steven Phillips:
[to the gate guard, after being informed that he may enter the studio grounds as a 'walk-on'] Let me ask you - is this the lowest a human being can go? I mean, is there such a thing as a 'crawl on?'

Martin Scorsese:
I want to do a remake of "Raging Bull" with a really thin guy. Not just thin, but REALLY thin. Thin and angry, thin and angry, thin and angry. Can you see it? Can you see it?

Steven Phillips:
Kind of.

Martin Scorsese:
Is there a Starbucks near here?

Steven Phillips:
I'd be careful. I think you had your quota.

Martin Scorsese:
Quota! That gives me an idea for something else entirely. I don't know you, we never had this conversation, we never met. [walks off]

Steven Phillips:
Hey, I sent you a script a few years ago.

Martin Scorsese:
Never got it.