The Musketeers

Mother Superior:
Simplicity, the essence of any good plan.

Aramis:
My parents always hoped I ended up in a place like this.

Athos:
They wanted you to become a nun?

Aramis:
[chuckles] A priest!

Athos:
Why didn't you?

Aramis:
[walks swiftly to the window with a pistol] 'Cause I found out I was better at dispatching people to hell! [shoots]

Cardinal Richelieu:
Your Father was assassinated, its simply matter of common sense to stay away!

King Louis:
Common sense is for commoners, not for Kings!

Aramis:
[feels his cheekbone] God! I love that in a woman.

Porthos:
What, passion?

Aramis:
[grinning] Violence.

Suzette:
[seductively] Has anyone ever told you you've got lovely eyes?

Aramis:
The captain mentioned it only this morning.

Aramis:
What's the vital thing to remember in a duel?

D'Artagnan:
Honour?

Porthos:
[slaps the back of D'Artagnan's head] Not getting killed. By biting, kicking, gouging, it's all good.

D'Artagnan:
I was raised to fight like a gentleman.

Aramis:
Were you raised to die young?

Porthos:
You know these stories can be greatly exaggerated.

Constance:
Really?

Porthos:
Mmm.

Constance:
I was told you led him into danger and then abandoned him.

Porthos:
That one is about right.

Athos:
[in response to Vincent's reaching for the sword] Draw if you wish! It will be our duty to kill you, and, incidentally, our pleasure.

Athos:
If you told us what you're doing, we might've been able to plan this properly.

Aramis:
Yes, sorry.

Athos:
No-no, let's keep it suicidal.