The Newton Boys

Joe:
It's colder than a day-old dumpling!

Willis Newton:
So, what's a fella do in Omaha?

Louise:
Well, he could chew gum.

Willis Newton:
This isn't a real job.

Jess Newton:
It is real. It is real fun.

Joe:
You're mean, you know that?

Willis Newton:
Welcome to Omaha, boys!

Dock Newton:
You ain't any less of a drunk now than you was when hooch was legal.

Jess Newton:
Well, you see, there's my point. That particular law ain't really doin' it's job, now is it?

Dock Newton:
Where the hell were you, you yellow bastard? You didn't fire a shot!

Brentwood Glasscock:
I'm not supposed to fire a shot! YOU'RE not supposed to fire a shot! We're supposed to be BACKUP Willis!

Jess Newton:
You back up any further you'd be in Chicago!

Jess Newton:
This is a hell of a way to make a livin' ain't it?

Title Card:
This is the True Story of the Most Successful Bank Robbers in the History of the United States.

Brentwood Glasscock:
Chief is one of the Osage millionaires.

Waiter:
Last year they wouldn't even let him in, but uh, policy's changed.

Willis Newton:
Oh, yeah. Why's that?

Waiter:
He bought the place.

Willis Newton:
Insurance companies. See, all the banks is insured now, and that's who takes the loss. And hell, they're the biggest crooks of 'em all. We are just little thieves stealing from the big thieves, that's all.

Brentwood Glasscock:
[about nitroglycerin] According to the odds and gods, you only get to make one mistake with this. When you walk around the edge of the crater, if they find a finger or toe, well that's what they bury.

Louise:
I thought you said you didn't smoke.

Willis Newton:
I didn't say I didn't smoke, I said it's a waste of time.

Willis Newton:
I guess you're right, brother Jess. We Newtons ain't cut out for the wrong side of the law.