The Next Karate Kid

Sgt. Kesuke Miyagi:
Ambition without knowledge is like a boat on dry land.

Sgt. Kesuke Miyagi:
Anyone who lose parent, have much grief. Grief trapped in heart become big anger.

Julie Pierce:
Oh my God! My teeth don't match my nose!

Sgt Kesuke Miyagi:
Teeth fine. Nose fine. Everything fit just fine.

Sgt. Kesuke Miyagi:
The sun is warm, the grass is green.

Julie Pierce:
What?

Sgt. Kesuke Miyagi:
If today Julie-san get angry, just you repeat those words.

Julie Pierce:
I wish I had courage like you.

Sgt. Kesuke Miyagi:
I wish I had chocolate bar with almonds.

Juile Pierce:
That was great, Mr. Miyagi.

Sgt. Kesuke Miyagi:
Not great. Miyagi always look for way not to fight. Miyagi hate fighting, was most unfortunate.

Julie Pierce:
Unfortunate? Come on! Aren't you glad you kicked some guy's butt?

Sgt. Kesuke Miyagi:
Not want to kick anything. Was most unfortunate their butts attached to small brain.

Julie Pierce:
What's going on?

Sgt. Kesuke Miyagi:
Nothing just monks having good time.

Julie Pierce:
I thought they were supposed to be spiritual leaders.

Sgt. Kesuke Miyagi:
Never trust spiritual leader who cannot dance.

[last lines]

Julie Pierce:
Mr. Miyagi, come on admit it. We kicked some butt.

Sgt. Kesuke Miyagi:
Julie-san, fighting not good. But if must fight... win. [winks]

[Dugan is upset that no one else is willing to fight Julie]

Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi:
Enough!

Colonel Dugan:
No. It's not. War ain't over because one battle is.

Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi:
Then we fight.

Colonel Dugan:
[surprised/obliges] Oh yes. [takes cap off to reveal tough bald head] I'm gonna put your lights out. [Dugan grabs Miyagi's shirt and prepares to strike him but Miyagi easily rips Dugan's hands off. Dugan is shocked; the two then fight and after a moment it's over]

Sergeant Kesuke Miyagi:
[holding Dugan to ground and preparing to strike him] Now time to put your lights out. [Mr. Miyagi instead lets him go. Dugan is very embarrassed. The students go up to him disappointed]

Ned:
You said, you had all the answers, Colonel. [pause] You were wrong.

Who says the good guy has to be a guy?

It's ancient wisdom against teenage spunk. 1,000 years of karate tradition is about to get a kick in the pants.

[Julie has finished a flying kick that was previously difficult]

Sgt. Kesuke Miyagi:
Congratulations, Julie-san.

Julie Pierce:
Congratulations? That's all you're gonna say is "congratulations"?, Don't I get a belt or something?

Sgt. Kesuke Miyagi:
Buy belt at mall.

Julie Pierce:
No!, I mean a karate belt. Brown belt!, black belt!.

Sgt. Kesuke Miyagi:
Why need belt?

Julie Pierce:
So everyone knows I'm good!

Sgt. Kesuke Miyagi:
You know you good. That important thing.

Julie Pierce:
Oh come on, even Elvis Presley got a black belt!.

Sgt. Kesuke Miyagi:
Borrow from Elvis next time see him.