The Nitwits

[first lines]

Male Singer:
[singing] I'm not the same at all, / And I can blame it all; / I thought that love was a lark. / There's something strange in me, / The sudden change in me; / I walk around in the dark. / Suddenly I found a star. / You've opened my eyes. / You made me see the light, / The beauty of the night. / You've opened my eyes. / You taught me to see / The sunny side of things. / The heart within me sings. / You brought this to me.

Newton:
It's the greatest idea I've ever had. And, boy, you know I've had a lot of them.

Johnnie:
Yeah, but none of them ever worked.

Newton:
A mere coincidence.

Newton:
What kind of snuff you want? The left-handed or the right-handed kind?

Sleepy:
I want the sniffin' kind.

Newton:
He walked out on us. Remind me to hate him, will you?

Newton:
Sonny, you've got the brain of a six-year-old boy. And I'll bet even he was glad to get rid of it.

Newton:
I cut his ear from throat to throat.

Newton:
I shot him through the heart.

Capt. Jennings:
Winfield Lake was shot in the head.

Newton:
Well, his heart was in his mouth.

Johnnie:
I reiterate...

Newton:
So do I!

Johnnie:
I reiterate...

Newton:
Captain, are you going to let him get away with that? I reiterated first.

[last lines]

Johnnie:
How many of these little blessed events do you expect to have?

Mary Roberts:
Oh, one or two, but no more than...

[the truth machine zaps her]

Mary Roberts:
Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! Eight! Nine! Ten!

Johnnie:
Here, here, shut that thing off!

Johnnie:
Give me a boost.

Newton:
You're a nice fellow, and I recommend you highly.