The O'Reilly Factor

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Bill O'Reilly:
Shut Up!

Jeremy Glick:
On September 14, do you want to know what I'm doing?

Bill O'Reilly:
Shut up, shut up!

Jeremy Glick:
Oh, please don't tell me to shut up.

Bill O'Reilly:
If the Americans go in and overthrow Saddam Hussein and it's clean, he has nothing, I will apologize to the nation, and I will not trust the Bush Administration again, all right?

[On the 2004 Presidential election]

Bill O'Reilly:
A no-spin daily profile of these guys will help you decide who is the better man without all the propaganda. President Bush will be treated fairly here. And so will Senator Kerry. We're going to try that approach. God help us.

Jeane Wolf:
The thing about Jerry Lewis is he has a very abrasive, in-your-face personality.

Bill O'Reilly:
[grins] Yeah, I hate people like that.

Quanelle X:
A cat can give birth to kittens in an oven, but that don't make them biscuits.

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Bill O'Reilly:
What say you, sir?

Bill O'Reilly:
[responding to viewer criticizing him for attacks on Cindy Sheehan] I gave al-Qaeda your address!

Bill O'Reilly:
[In regards to Hot Dogs causing cancer] Red hots! Get your red hots! Causes cancer here!

Bill O'Reilly:
[In reaction to a naked male angel landing on Eminem] So what do you think of that Miller?

Dennis Miller:
Well some people like their M&M's plain, some like it with nuts.

Bill O'Reilly:
[O'Reilly and studio crew laughing hard] I don't know why I'm laughing at that.