The Order

Rudy:
I love people. I love life.

Rudy:
You read the wrong book, pal!

Rudy:
Risk is my business!

Yuri:
Did you get it?

Rudy:
I have the Egg.

Yuri:
YES YES YES! YURI'S THE MAN WITH THE PLAN!

Yuri:
[over the walkie-talkie] Rudy! Did someone get shot?

Rudy:
No. I Farted.

Cyrus:
Apparently, stubbornness is an ingrained family trait.

Rudy:
It beats a messiah complex any day!

Rudy:
They say laughter opens up the soul.

Rudy:
Shalom!

Lt. Dalia Barr:
Do you know how much trouble I'm in because of you? Do you know?

Rudy:
Let's have a coffee and talk about it.

Lt. Dalia Barr:
Will that be business or pleasure?

Rudy:
Pleasure, always.

[first lines]

Title Card:
1099 A.D. / It was an age of religious Crusades and Holy Wars. After a grueling four-year campaign, the Knights of Christendom finally arrived at the gates of Jerusalem. During the furious battle for the Holy City, a Flemish Knight, Charles Le Vaillant, had a life-changing epiphany.

Lt. Dalia Barr:
[in customs] You like to joke a lot.

Rudy:
They say laughter opens up the soul.

Lt. Dalia Barr:
Well, while we're at it, you can open the rest of your luggage too.

Rudy:
You're joking, right?

Lt. Dalia Barr:
No.

Rudy:
You know, this is bullshit!

Lt. Dalia Barr:
No Mr. Cafmeyer, this is Israel.

Cyrus:
[at gun point] I have a prophecy to fulfil!

Ben Ner:
And I have a Swiss bank account to fill.

[last lines]

Oscar Cafmeyer:
Rudy!