The Out-of-Towners

Henry:
The cops are around, we gotta lay low for a while... wow, I never thought I'd say THAT.

Henry:
This is how I suck.

Henry Clark:
You're throwing us out?

Mr. Mersault:
Good heavens, no. Security will do that.

Henry:
Do you know what your problem is? You live here. You're jaded. What you need is an outsider from let's say..O...hio! See, in the last 24 hours I have experienced more in this city that most people who have lived here their whole lives! I climbed to the top of a luxury hotel! Not in the elevator! On the actual hotel itself! And then I fell...in love with my wife all over again. And then...I had sex in front of the mayor! I mean, where else can all of this stuff happen! Only in New York!

Lisa Tobin:
Can you say that again?

Henry:
What the whole thing, or the tagline for your new campaign "Only in New York" which I copyrighted with the image of the Statue of Liberty giving a high five to a family of tourists?

Lisa'a assistant:
Oh this guy is good!

Henry:
Can I have a donut?

Lost Baggage Clerk:
Where are you staying in the Boston area?

Henry Clark:
In the Boston area we are staying in New York.