The Paper Boy

Johnny McFarley:
God hates stupid children!

Johnny McFarley:
Hey Peaches, want some ribs?

Johnny McFarley:
It was supposed to be us! The Family!

Johnny McFarley:
If you're not gonna be part of my family, you're not going to be part of anyone else's family.

Johnny McFarley:
[after killing Mrs. Rosemont] Ding Dong the witch is dead!

Johnny McFarley:
[Melissa heads upstairs and hears Johnny talking to Cammie from her bedroom] Well go ahead, touch it!

Cammie Thorpe:
Ewww, it's sticky!

Johnny McFarley:
Whoo, just hold it in your hands! Yeah, hold it in your hands...

Melissa Thorpe:
[bursting in through the door] What are you two doing?

Cammie Thorpe:
Look mommy, Johnny bought 'em at the mall! [Cammie holds up a pet miniature tortoise from a tank on the floor]

Melissa Thorpe:
Johnny might be disturbing, but... a murderer?

Mrs. Rosemont:
She was afraid... and then she was dead. That's when I knew he had the mark.

Melissa Thorpe:
Mrs. Rosemont, listen to me. The only marks on that boy are those put there by his mother! Johnny's mother abused him and his father's now neglecting him! Somebody's gotta intervene here! Will you help me?

Johnny McFarley:
Mrs. Rosemont shouldn't say anything bad about my mother! She's in heaven 'cuz she's good!... Jesus doesn't take bad people.

Brenda:
[Brenda sees Johnny peeping at her while she has sex with her boyfriend] The little sh*t!

Brenda's Boyfriend:
Huh?

Brenda:
The window! [Brenda and her boyfriend hurry outside to catch Johnny in the act] I'm telling you, I saw his creepy face! That little pervert's hiding. Well, go look for him!

Brenda's Boyfriend:
You look for him! I want a beer!

Brenda:
[frustrated]... Fungus. McFartley, you're a FUNGUS!

Johnny McFarley:
[From behind the bushes, making a whiny face] Shut up, shut up!

Brenda:
Fungus!

Johnny McFarley:
I'd do anything to make you happy!