The Parlor

Jerry:
Cool name.

Mandybear:
Thanks.

Jerry:
Do you like bears?

Mandybear:
They're okay, I guess.

Jerry:
Yeah. I think bears are definitely where it's at. So how old are you?

Mandybear:
I'm 14. You?

Jerry:
[Jerry is obviously a middle-aged man] I'm 15.

Mandybear:
Cool.

Freaker:
*NSYNC rules!

Beth:
I love *NSYNC!

Joey:
*NSYNC's okay.

Schizo:
*NSYNC sucks! Anyone who likes *NSYNC's a fag!

Joey:
You're a fag, Schizo!

Slappy Sue:
Don't listen to him Schizo. What grade are you in?

Schizo:
8th. You?

Slappy Sue:
I'm in 9th. But I go to an all-girls catholic school, so that's like being in 10th grade anywhere else.

Schizo:
Ooohh..

Bambi:
Anybody wanna talk to me? Anybody!?

Beth:
This sucks... I'm outta here!

Bambi:
[Saddened] Anybody...?

Schizo:
Hey, if you took a machine gun to Time Square and just started spraying bullets, how many people do you reckon you could kill before the cops took you down.

Jerry:
I dunno, maybe two, three hundred.

Schizo:
Oh you think so. I was thinking the gun would jam after about fifty.

Joey:
Now what in the hell do you know about machine guns, Schizo.

Schizo:
Now how about I come over there and f***ing show you, huh? How about that sh*t?

Security Guard:
[Enters room and takes Schizo out] Sir, no swearing in here.

Bambi:
I think someone really needs to find his spirit animal.

Joey:
Shut up with the animal crap, Bambi! What, you hang out with Thumper and Flower?

Bambi:
Nooooo, I don't! Noo! Do yoou!!?

Joey:
Uhh... noo..