The Pink Panther Show

[repeated lines]

Sargeant Toto:
Yes, Inspector.

Inspector Clouseau:
Don't say "yes". Say "oui".

Sargeant Toto:
Yes, Inspector.

Narrator:
Look at you. You're ready for a night on the town. Uh-oh, it looks like I spoke too soon.

Narrator:
[the Pink Panther looks at his leg and notices that he has a loose thread. He starts pulling on the loose thread until he's unravelled all of the fur on his bottom half] Now look what you've done. You've defurred yourself...

Narrator:
[background noises are replaced by the Pink Panther coming in in a pink fur coat and a black top hat] Now I've seen everything. Nitwit.

Narrator:
[Pink Panther puts a quarter in a vending machine] Strawberry pop, huh? Great stuff, that strawberry!

Narrator:
[Pink Panther waits, but nothing happens, so he bends down for a look. Strawberry pop sprays in his face] There's your strawberry...

Narrator:
[Ice cubes hit him in the face] Your ice cubes...

Narrator:
[the cup plops on his nose] And your cup! Now, wasn't that refreshing?

Narrator:
[Pink Panther throws the cup on the floor and stomps off] Awww, he's going away mad. [Money spews out the change return] And he forgot his change!

Pink Panther:
[as the hunter runs across the bridge and back onto the ark he created and laughing hysterically] Why can't humans behave more like animals?